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JaackMaate’s Happy Hour Podcast Transcripts

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Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.

Spoken has transcripts of 680 JaackMaate’s Happy Hour episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from July 2, 2026.

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672 - DOMINIK MYSTERIO & LIV MORGAN - Rey Mysterio Custody Battle, John Cena Feud, & Rhea Ripley Rivalry!

July 2, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

For adults with Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis symptoms, every choice matters.

Tramfya offers self-injection or intravenous infusion from the start.

SPEAKER_2 (1:01)

Queen Carvania stood haloed by the morning sun. An army hung on her every word.

SPEAKER_3 (1:08)

My champions, I have sold my chariot on Carvana. It was a lovely SUV, an inexplicably queenly offer. They're even coming to the castle to collect it. Tonight, we feast.

An offer you can feast on. Sell your car today on Carvana. Pick up these mafias.

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