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It's Open Podcast · 38 episodes with transcripts

Comedian Ilana Glazer hosts this comedy & socio-political podcast, a space to celebrate the little things in life and to sort out a shared reality in the insane world we’re all trying to survive. Solo and guest eps. Drops every Thursday @ 7AM.

Spoken has transcripts of 38 It's Open with Ilana Glazer episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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Jennifer Welch

October 8, 2026

Ilana Glazer (0:00)

Woo, I just came off such a hot, incisive conversation with someone I am such a big fan of and turn to truly every day to feel grounded in the insanity of the world, Jennifer Welch of the I've Had It podcast. So Jen Welch is an author, a podcaster and political commentator with her finger on the pulse of American…

What's funny to me about the right hating Hassan Piker is that part of it is that he's hot.

Jennifer Welch (0:56)

Totally.

Ilana Glazer (0:58)

Their hatred messaging is connected to their horniness.

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