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Matteo Lane and Nick Smith · 139 episodes with transcripts

Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.

Spoken has transcripts of 139 I Never Liked You episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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141. Who Is The Greatest Singer Of All Time?

October 8, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching band wake up call at 555 in 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for the stay.

Matteo Lane (0:30)

This is the hardest thing I think I've ever done. Chris, what the fuck have you done to us? Welcome back to another episode of I Never Liked You with Matteo, Lane, Nick, Smith, and today we are arguing over who is the greatest female singer of all time.

Nick Smith (0:42)

In our opinion.

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