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How We Made Your Mother Podcast Transcripts

Audacy & Josh Radnor and Craig Thomas · 117 episodes with transcripts

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, a groundbreaking sitcom that ran for 208 episodes on CBS from 2005-2014, unfolds entirely as a flashback, using a time-bending narrative structure that spotlights the lives of five friends navigating love, friendship, dating, careers, failure, and success in New York City.

Spoken has transcripts of 117 How We Made Your Mother episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 5, 2026.

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archive.sh
curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1793999230/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest How We Made Your Mother transcripts

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October 5, 2026

Alek Lev (0:00)

Previously, on How We Made Your Mother.

Josh Radnor (0:02)

Welcome to the first episode of How We Made Your Mother. Are we calling it Hwim-Yim?

Craig Thomas (0:08)

I was wondering about that. Hwim-Yim.

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