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Two-time Peabody Award–winning comedian Hasan Minhaj talks with politicians, public figures, and experts from finance to psychology to astrophysics.

Spoken has transcripts of 136 Hasan Minhaj Doesn't Know episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 7, 2026.

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Are GLP-1s Legit? with Dr. Ania Jastrebroff

October 7, 2026

Hasan Minhaj (0:00)

Okay, here's an admission. Despite having an Equinox membership, I am not a health expert. A lot of comedians will talk wild shit about doctors, diseases, vaccines, and then when they're checked on it, backpedal with the, hey, I'm just asking questions. But I, Hasan Minhaj, pledge to you, if I ever ask a question…

I'm talking about willpower.

SPEAKER_2 (0:42)

Not what you capable of, is what you willing to do.

SPEAKER_3 (0:44)

True fucking willpower. If you have to ask how to get motivated to go to the gym, you don't want enough.

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