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Spoken has transcripts of 644 Harry Potter Theory episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 6, 2026.

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archive.sh
curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1626573626/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Why Did Dumbledore Keep Hiring TERRIBLE Professors? - Harry Potter Explained

October 6, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Lockhart, Umbridge, Quirrell, Dangerous Werewolf, Imposter Professor. Were these really the best the Wizarding World had to offer? For a magical school with a reputation like Hogwarts, it feels quite unusual that these people ever stepped foot in the castle, let alone taught actual students. But when it comes to the…

For as long as the school has existed, Defence Against the Dark Arts has been a core subject that teaches students how to defend themselves against dark magic, creatures and curses. Though I'm not sure it's been particularly successful in this regard. Pexie Pixie Pessinome, anyone? And for as long as Harry attended…

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