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Josh Horowitz · 749 episodes with transcripts

On Happy Sad Confused, Josh Horowitz gets nerdy and intimate with the biggest movie stars and filmmakers on the planet. Each and every week, you’ll hear in-depth, career-spanning conversations with everyone from Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson to Christopher Nolan and Quentin Tarantino.

Spoken has transcripts of 749 Happy Sad Confused episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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Latest Happy Sad Confused transcripts

John Cena, Vol. III

October 8, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

College football is back, so Hilton called on me, the superstition concierge, to make your fan rituals a reality. Need a room to match your lucky number? We got you. Want to make sure our team doesn't wash your lucky jersey? Ooh, that smells lucky.

Hilton's unmatched hospitality can keep up with any superstition. Even a marching band wake up call at 555 in 55 seconds. Hit it! When you need a team that will do whatever it takes on game day, it matters where you stay. Hilton, for the stay.

SPEAKER_2 (0:30)

For decades, a shadowy organization called the Lemonati has kept lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Look around, lemon forward sodas, even lemon forward songs. We ran the tracks, slowed them down, reversed them and squeezed out the truth.

That's lemon propaganda right there. But now, 7UP is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Join the 7UPrising. Flip the Sip.

John Cena (1:00)

James, they built this huge beach in Atlanta and like they built a fucking beach in a back lot. And James is like 500 yards away with a megaphone shouting stuff. He's like, oh no, stop, wait, just, I'm coming over.

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