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Girls Gotta Eat Podcast Transcripts

Dear Media · 549 episodes with transcripts

Consider this your (comedic) education in dating, sex, and relationships. Girls Gotta Eat is a top podcast since 2018 co-hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg and covering everything from breakups to bl**jobs, finances to fetishes.

Spoken has transcripts of 549 Girls Gotta Eat episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
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      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
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      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Girls Gotta Eat transcripts

The Snack: Verity, States of Emergency, and Pete Davidson vs. Influencers

October 8, 2026

Rayna Greenberg (0:02)

This week on The Snack, Verity, Super Bowl Rumors, and Pete Davidson versus Influencers.

Ashley Hesseltine (0:08)

This is a Dear Media production.

Rayna Greenberg (0:09)

Enjoy.

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