Distractible Podcast Transcripts
Distractible · 455 episodes with transcripts
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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"These Hallows And Rivers" (The Scary Tapes)
October 9, 2026
SPEAKER_1 (0:01)
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Bob Muyskens (0:24)
Not Dr. Bob Muyskens here to tell you that you can buy The Scary Tapes anthology right now as an ebook. As an ebook. I will say we're gonna be selling the ebook as well as a hardcover printed paper book. The hardcover book is just not quite ready. Getting all of the typesetting, getting through the editing, getting…
Because all five of the winning stories, as well as 10 additional sort of runner up stories are included in the Scary Tapes anthology, as well as a little bonus Easter egg from Mandy. If you want a little bonus content, you have no idea what's coming. Mandy has a thing in there as well. Sort of an origins of this…
Mark Fischbach (1:49)
Imagine a liminal space of smoke and algorithms between the real and the virtual.
A warning, the danger of unchecked AI, the darkness of the black box. We can illuminate the way, armed with the Scary Tapes.
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