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Latest Deck The Hallmark transcripts

Do You Fear What I Fear? (Lifetime - 2025)

October 9, 2026

Bran (0:10)

Hi, I'm Bran, and I love those creepy, creepy Christmas movies.

Alonzo (0:15)

I'm Dan, and I despise those creepy, creepy Christmas movies. I'm Alonzo, and guess which song isn't in the public domain, and this is the Deck The Hallmark It's This Podcast.

Bran (0:43)

Well, well, well, hello, everybody. Oh, boy.

How are we today? It's great to be here today for the final festive Friday of 2025 Next Friday, it's our kickoff, folks. In one week, we'll be kicking things off. We'll be having our marathon. It's all happening. Very excited about that. Season nine. Nine.

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