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Sharleen Joynt & Andy Levine · 495 episodes with transcripts

Sharleen Joynt and Andy Levine—aka "Shandy"—combine dating advice and reality show recaps for a fun analysis of modern romance. Sharleen and Andy are two former commitment-phobes who have now been married for over a decade. They don’t believe in fate, soulmates, or The One.

Spoken has transcripts of 495 Dear Shandy episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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Love Is Blind Netherlands: Episodes 6-8 Recap & Review - Ep 496

October 8, 2026

Sharleen Joynt (0:00)

So he runs a bath for them, and then when he fetches her, she's like, oh no, go take it solo. And then the music goes, don't, like a horror movie. Yes.

Andy Levine (0:09)

Like just when you thought, you were making a bath for you and your loved one. Dun, dun, dun.

Sharleen Joynt (0:23)

Welcome back to your Dear Shandy Love Is Blind Netherlands recap listeners. Hello, Andy. Hello. How are you today?

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