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Dear Hank & John Podcast Transcripts

Complexly · 465 episodes with transcripts

Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).

Spoken has transcripts of 465 Dear Hank & John episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 7, 2026.

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470: Which Way is Up?

October 7, 2026

Hank Green (0:01)

You're listening to A Complexly Podcast.

Good morning, John. Oh, that's not how the podcast starts. Hello and welcome to Dear Hank & John.

John Green (0:14)

Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John & Hank.

Hank Green (0:16)

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you dubious advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon. John, you know, I used to hate mustaches, but then they started growing on me.

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