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Kevin Ryan & H. Foley · 717 episodes with transcripts

Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a guest gets put to the test to determine if they are in fact ”GARBAGE” as well. It’s like a trashy comedy game show. Do you steal the shampoo from hotels? Own a George Forman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? You’re Garbage.

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Teddy Swims!

October 8, 2026

H. Foley (0:00)

Hey ho, gang! The Army of Garbage Tour is about to kick off this weekend. We're going to be in Appleton, Wisconsin at Skyline Comedy Club. Stand-up comedy. Plus, we play a little Are You Garbage with the crowd. You've seen the special American Garbage. You know what you're getting into. It's a good time. Grab your…

Kevin Ryan (0:16)

Yeah. Then we're going to be at San Jose on October 16th. Limited tickets left October 17th in San Diego. Then we're in Tacoma, Atlanta, Philadelphia. Just announced Boston. Get your tickets. We'll be at the Wilbur.

rugarbage.com. We love yous.

SPEAKER_4 (0:30)

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

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