Zombie Apocalypse Drafts, $1,000 Bets & Chicken Fingers That Smell Like Dessert

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**Rizz** (0:56)
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast.

**Rafe** (0:58)
Dude, I'm about to get lit.

**Rizz** (1:00)
It's what plants crave.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:01)
What smells so good?

**Moon** (1:02)
It's Trader Joe's chocolate chip loaf.

**Jeff** (1:06)
It does smell like chicken fingers.

**Rizz** (1:08)
It smells like Raising Cane's chicken fingers.

**Jeff** (1:09)
I thought you brought in some sort of food.

**Moon** (1:13)
So Afton, on the Courtney Show, she always heats up turkey bacon, and it always smells amazing. But today, she heated up, she had some chocolate chip Trader Joe's toast, and it smells amazing in the break room.

**Rizz** (1:26)
Chocolate chip Trader Joe's toast.

**Moon** (1:28)
Yes, I guess Courtney got some in. It's like brioche.

**Rafe** (1:31)
Oh, I'm fine with that.

**Jeff** (1:33)
I'm fine with that. It smells like a bakery.

**Rizz** (1:35)
Does it not smell like chicken fingers?

**Moon** (1:36)
It does. I smell chocolate.

**Rizz** (1:38)
Hey, St. Louis, put your nose up to your speakers. Let's see if you can smell it too.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:41)
I got chocolate over here.

**Rafe** (1:42)
I got Dubai chocolate cookie bites, because I'm a Dubai chocolate slut. And honestly, was this the company, was Celsius the one that had accidentally put the booze in some of these? Because this tastes like it has alcohol in it.

**Scott** (1:51)
No, but it's delicious. That is my energy drink. Y'all in trouble, because it's good.

**Rizz** (1:56)
Daddy's back on the way. What flavor is that?

**Rafe** (1:59)
Kiwi guava.

**Rizz** (2:00)
Oh. It's really good.

**Scott** (2:04)
It's really good, man.

**Rafe** (2:05)
Kiwi guava.

**Rizz** (2:08)
We're going to have Julie Burton and Greg Burton in here a little later on, talk about the 100 innings for a Cure Jeff Burton Memorial softball game happening Saturday, August 22nd. It's going to be at Fenton Baseball Park.
You know where that is?

**Scott** (2:23)
Fenton. I think it's...

**Rizz** (2:26)
No way. Oh yeah. Yeah. If you need details on that and to sign up your team, go to 105.7thepoint.com.
We'll talk to them a little bit. Be nice to see them. All right. So if you were entering a Zombie Apocalypse, who would you want as a companion for your entire journey? Not like, all right, I want Rafe or I want Moon with me. Like, what type of person?

**Moon** (2:52)
Definitely a, you'd mentioned a couple of examples.

**Rizz** (2:55)
Yeah.

**Moon** (2:56)
I'm looking for a real buff doctor that knows how to make a tourniquet. And if I have an issue, he knows how to fix it. Or she, I don't care.

**Rizz** (3:02)
Okay.

**Moon** (3:02)
You know what? It could be like Lady Breanne from Game of Thrones. Her as the doctor, let's go.

**Rizz** (3:08)
Here's the, and they asked, this was a nationwide poll.
So they, what would you want? Would you want an MMA fighter? Would you want a pilot? Would you want an ex-police officer, engineer, a doctor, or a ship captain?

**Jeff** (3:22)
Those are the options?

**Rizz** (3:23)
Those are the options. Or somebody else, go ahead.
You can pick somebody else.

**Rafe** (3:27)
Give me the options again.

**Rizz** (3:28)
This is the options they gave, but you could also go off the list too. Pilot, MMA fighter, ex-police officer, engineer, ship captain, doctor.

**Jeff** (3:38)
Man, I mean, my-

**Rafe** (3:38)
What are the specific circumstances here?

**Rizz** (3:40)
You are entering a Zombie Apocalypse.

**Jeff** (3:44)
My first thought is doctor of some sort, but is this like a primary care doctor that is only going to-

**Scott** (3:51)
It could be a chiropractor.

**Jeff** (3:53)
Right, like general practice and without medicines.

**Scott** (3:56)
Still good.

**Moon** (3:56)
They know enough.

**Scott** (3:57)
But also, I mean, police have the EMS behind them as well, so they could do some of that, and they also have the gun training. They have-