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Hey Jonas!

October 8, 2026

Nick has a conundrum when it comes to men’s grooming, but luckily Joe and Kevin have the answers. It’s Voicemails with the Brothers. Plus, something is in it for you every time you leave a message. Listen right now.

Speakers Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas

TopicsSociety & Culture

Nick Jonas (0:09)

Hey Jonas, I did some manscaping on my chest today. To clarify very quickly.

Kevin Jonas (0:16)

You told us in the group chat. Why?

Nick Jonas (0:20)

Is there not a solve for like, oh, it's itchy after. I didn't go, you know, there's still hair there. I didn't go full.

Kevin Jonas (0:25)

How close is it? It's just irritated because it's stimulated the skin. You gotta exfoliate. It's so annoying.

Nick Jonas (0:30)

You gotta exfoliate.

Kevin Jonas (0:31)

Afterwards. Because when you exfoliate afterwards, because it generates some, you know, heat on the skin, you gotta like release that.

Nick Jonas (0:37)

I don't think it's that. I think it's the white tank top shirt underneath.

Kevin Jonas (0:41)

Oh, it's just prickly enough?

SPEAKER_3 (0:42)

Just short enough? Oh, you went, what number?

Kevin Jonas (0:44)

I didn't go that short. What number on the gauge did you go?

Nick Jonas (0:46)

Like a two.

Kevin Jonas (0:48)

Oh, I just cleaned it up.

Nick Jonas (0:49)

Because it was starting to pop over the top of the shirt.

SPEAKER_3 (0:52)

Getting a little tougher.

Kevin Jonas (0:53)

I saw that yesterday. I was like, oof.

Nick Jonas (0:55)

I saw you clocking it. That's why I did it.

SPEAKER_3 (0:57)

I found a white hair.

Nick Jonas (0:58)

Where?

Joe Jonas (1:00)

Would you have your imagination?

Nick Jonas (1:01)

I don't want to.

Kevin Jonas (1:02)

How'd you feel about it?

Joe Jonas (1:05)

I felt wise.

Nick Jonas (1:09)

For the first time in your life.

Kevin Jonas (1:11)

He's like, it's officially happened.

Joe Jonas (1:13)

It's happened.

Kevin Jonas (1:14)

That's good for you.

Joe Jonas (1:15)

It's funny that we both manscaped on the same day.

Nick Jonas (1:18)

What are the odds? You said that like so proud or something.

Kevin Jonas (1:23)

Or is it the fact that you're probably both going to see your better halves tomorrow?

Nick Jonas (1:27)

It's got nothing to do with that.

Kevin Jonas (1:31)

Just throwing it out there. It's been a week, maybe on tour.

Joe Jonas (1:33)

I'm actually a professional runner now. It makes me swim faster.

Nick Jonas (1:37)

Here's the thing, is that I don't actually care about that.

No, of course I care about that. I don't care about, you know, trimming my thing. Trimming your psychological thing. Because I need a haircut. This is like getting puffy.

Kevin Jonas (1:52)

It's puff-tastic.

Joe Jonas (1:54)

I think it looks great.

Nick Jonas (1:55)

Problem too is that I washed my hair a couple days ago.

Kevin Jonas (1:58)

How often do you wash your hair?

Nick Jonas (1:59)

Three times a week.

Kevin Jonas (2:00)

I mean like shampoo condition or just shampoo?

Nick Jonas (2:02)

I condition every day. I wash my hair three times.

Kevin Jonas (2:06)

You condition every day, but you shampoo?

Nick Jonas (2:08)

Yes.

Kevin Jonas (2:10)

Is that weird? No, maybe that's the trick.

Nick Jonas (2:13)

Curly hair people, all my curly hair people out there, you get it.

You got to wash less with shampoo if you have curly hair. Texture stays in. It's nice. But you got to condition because it gets a nice scent in there, softens there. Problem is, I washed and it's too puffy and it's driving me nuts.

Joe Jonas (2:30)

I think it looks great, but your hair is your hair, bro.

Nick Jonas (2:33)

I'm also just ready for a change.

Kevin Jonas (2:35)

Are you going to shave your head?

Joe Jonas (2:36)

No.

Oh, hold on. I got hold on.

Nick Jonas (2:42)

I'm not going to shave my head.

Joe Jonas (2:43)

That's what the fans would say. Certain fans with your curly hair, they'll be like, no, just by you and thinking about it. And then there's certain fans are like, oh, he wants to shave his head. Bought a ticket.

Nick Jonas (2:54)

Yeah. It's signaling solo era when I do that.

Joe Jonas (2:57)

All right. Well, we're in the middle of a tour. Yeah. Why don't you pump the brakes, bro? We got a whole album to release.

Nick Jonas (3:02)

Yeah, true.

Joe Jonas (3:03)

Thanks.

Nick Jonas (3:03)

And I have a movie to shoot in January where I play a rom-com lead. Got to have hair for that. Yeah. I don't know. They haven't told me yet.

We did, however, cast my co-star. Can't Say Who. Very exciting.

Joe Jonas (3:15)

Who is it?

Nick Jonas (3:16)

Can't Say Who.

Kevin Jonas (3:17)

I know who.

Joe Jonas (3:17)

Well, tell me and then we'll bleep the name.

Nick Jonas (3:20)

Contractually.

Kevin Jonas (3:21)

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