Yappy Hour 501: Venus Retrograde at the Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar

Em Schulz (0:11)

Do you know anything about zodiacs?

Christine Schiefer (0:14)

Zodiac signs?

Em Schulz (0:15)

Yeah.

Christine Schiefer (0:17)

Yeah.

Em Schulz (0:18)

I didn't know if you were like, while you're like learning all your tarot stuff, if you want to know about that.

Christine Schiefer (0:21)

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, that's one of my biggest things nowadays, is astrology with like, I follow Elisa and stuff, Elisa Kelly.

Em Schulz (0:28)

Oh, right, right, right.

Christine Schiefer (0:29)

Yes. Do you have any questions for me?

Em Schulz (0:32)

Um, I guess I hadn't thought about it. I will. The reason I asked is because yesterday I accurately guessed somebody is Zodiac, although that only means I'm like one in 12%. Like, what are the odds? Not, not really that.

Christine Schiefer (0:44)

What was the sign?

Em Schulz (0:45)

Capricorn. I feel like Capricorns are easy to spot.

Christine Schiefer (0:47)

That's good. Well, one time I said to somebody, I can tell you're an Earth sign. And they were like, I am an Earth sign. So that was, but, but it's hard. It's, yeah, it's a struggle to nail it. Because sometimes also like your rising sign is more prevalent. Like it, like you show it.

Em Schulz (1:00)

I feel like I can always tell an Earth sign, but I cannot tell anything else. Because either you're like in my mind.

Christine Schiefer (1:06)

Frickin water sign. I'm like, really get away from me. You threaten me. What's like your telltale? Like drown me.

I'm like, I'm like, you're you're see, you see too much of me. You know, I'm like, you see, you see, you see too much.

Em Schulz (1:19)

I, I know like the stereotype is that like they're very emotional and like they're like they're part of the flow and yeah. But I know I can't tell the difference between anyone except an earth sign.

Christine Schiefer (1:31)

Other than that, can you tell a fucking fire sign like Linda and Ellen Schieffer and Renee?

Em Schulz (1:36)

When they're mad, yes.

Christine Schiefer (1:38)

Yeah. Well, they're usually something. They're usually, they're like either on this end of the spectrum or this end, but they're yeah, I can tell a fire sign.

Em Schulz (1:47)

Very cool. I couldn't figure anybody else out.

Christine Schiefer (1:50)

You know how you can tell an air sign this fucking yapping? Really? Just chatterboxing? You're like, wait a minute, we're like this going. Although sometimes that can be like a different, like your Mercury or something.

Em Schulz (2:00)

What's Aquarius?

Christine Schiefer (2:02)

So Aquarius is not a water sign even though it has aqua in it.

Em Schulz (2:06)

I always think it.

Christine Schiefer (2:07)

Yes, it's an air sign. So I'm a Gemini Sun, Aquarius rising, Aquarius moon. So I'm a triple air sign.

Em Schulz (2:13)

Jesus. Well, you're like mental rumination station, you know, you're totally spot on then because I was going to counter that as like, like, I know I'm a rookie, like going against someone who's not so much a rookie, but I'm just learning. But I was going to say, that's not true. Like some of the biggest chatterboxes I know where Aquarius is and it's like, well, yeah, okay. So nevermind.

You know, it's wild. I have no reason to think this, but when I think of Aquarius people, I think of Kesha.

Christine Schiefer (2:43)

Oh, well, Aquarians are known for being offbeat and dressing differently, like combat boots and just like out of the box. They're very out of the box because they're not like the others, you know? So there's that. So that makes sense for Kesha. I wonder, is she an Aquarius? I don't know.

Em Schulz (3:00)

I don't know. I just think of like a rave girl, like just like in the most loving way possible, a mess. Like, you know what I mean?

Christine Schiefer (3:07)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting.

Em Schulz (3:09)

Like just fun to be around because like they're just going to be a good time.

Christine Schiefer (3:12)

Oh, no. But oh, she's a Pisces.

Em Schulz (3:15)

Fun.

Christine Schiefer (3:16)

Yeah.

Em Schulz (3:18)

Anyway, I didn't mean to make this like a test for you or anything.

Christine Schiefer (3:21)

I was just. No, I mean, I love that you guessed someone's sign. That's awesome.

Em Schulz (3:26)

Are you good at guessing all signs yet or just still really good at guessing anything?

Christine Schiefer (3:30)

I'm just walking around like, whoa, learning everything. I'm also collecting people's charts in my app like a maniac. I have like my friend's kids and like such a lunatic. It's like a list of people.