WNBA Affair Scandal – July 26, 2026

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
You're listening to The Drew Lane Show.

**Eli Zaret** (0:04)
What about Bruce Springsteen? What the hell happened to that guy?

**Drew Lane** (0:07)
Bored in the USA.
Oh yeah, what's poppin? We're in the Deals in the d.com studios, and we got a great show today, I think. A lot going on this weekend. There's some real rock and roll stuff going on. Bon Jovi had to bug out of his show. That voice isn't holding up. David Lee Roth canceled shows, Sammy's poppin off. Some interesting stuff there.
The Dabbleverse had some just craziness. Carl Show, I gotta say, I thought it was a great show yesterday on WATP. Kevin Brennan, I don't know what's going on. It's something happened with a dashboard. He's really upset because very important for Kevin to be the most successful person in the Dabbleverse, and the Super Chat dashboard shows them daily, which means that sometimes other shows are ahead of him, which it's got him, his head is exploding over it. He thinks his lifetime earnings should always be shown on this dashboard. And got some great clips of him and Chad Zumock also. His GoFundMe for his special was $8,300. It's now $15,000. For some reason, it looks like it might cost more to do it once he passed $8,300.

**BranDon** (1:10)
It's great. The bigger the budget, the better the special.

**Drew Lane** (1:13)
Well, he doesn't seem very worried about doing the special. That's the part that seems very worried about raising the money, but does he really have a special worth of great jokes that are new? I don't think so. Well, I'm not sure, but he's at One Night Stands here in Detroit, right?

**BranDon** (1:25)
One Night Stands next weekend in Waterford.

**Drew Lane** (1:29)
We got to get some spies out there. I mean, I have to record him and stuff. I just would like to know if he's working on his new material.

**Roberto** (1:35)
God, I wish I could get tickets to that show.

**Drew Lane** (1:37)
They're going for resale on Stubba for like $8,000. But I would like to get a review of the show and see how his new material is. Since he's got this big special coming up that the budget keeps getting higher and he's bugging famous people to give him money too, and that's a subject that we'll get into a little bit. I was going to say, that was very entertaining. We don't enter the Dabbleverse that often if Carl isn't here, so it had to be good. We got a lot of sports to cover with Eli. There's a few subjects that really are sports and outside of sports.
David, this alleged murder, wow.
Influencer Sloan was in the courtroom. I think I sent you a clip, did I, Marc? Was that BranDon?

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:21)
Yep, no, there is a clip of Sloan, yeah.

**Drew Lane** (2:24)
Yeah. Wow, that is one gory story.
Do you know who this guy is? D4vd, the rat?

**Eli Zaret** (2:32)
Oh yeah, he was accused of killing somebody.

**Drew Lane** (2:33)
Yes, a 14-year-old runaway who he'd been having sex with, and she'd had abortions. This story is so sick.
Has anyone noticed his eyes?

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:43)
No, what's up with his eyes?

**Drew Lane** (2:44)
Just look at a picture of him. I don't know, Bran, do you see it in his eyes?

**BranDon** (2:47)
He looks-

**Drew Lane** (2:49)
Yes. Yeah, really. It freaks me out when I see this guy's face. I'm not kidding you.

**BranDon** (2:53)
I'm looking for it.

**Drew Lane** (2:55)
His eyes, I don't know how. There you go. That's a good picture of him.
I mean, when you find out that he chopped of a body of a 14-year-old who was having abortions, his babies, he's texting her about the morning after pill, chopped her up, put her in the trunk of his Tesla, allegedly. Yeah. Then continued to tour for eight months, just going out, playing every night, not worried at all until this body started stinking in the trunk of his Tesla. The car got taken by the police and the next thing you know, find out he's ordering chainsaws on line. In other bags. Some wild, wild stuff in that courtroom. And I'm surprised Sloan didn't go running out of there.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:39)
A lot of people did.

**Drew Lane** (3:41)
Yeah. No, it's really sad for his parents. And then, oh boy, more Blake Lively.
And really quite a few things going on. Oh, did he got in a fight? I mean, wait, there's so much to cover. My God. And there's a lot of sports too. So, Dr. Yeldo presents Mr. Eli Zaret. Well, where are you starting, Eli?