Winston Hodges: A Joke About Animals Named Winston

**Winston Hodges** (0:03)
Since we're on Netflix, man, it's important for me to say this. My name is Winston, and it would be awesome if you all would quit naming your fucking dogs that. You know what I mean?
I'm all fed up on it, brother. I'm 35 years old. I've met 7,000 to 8,000 dogs named Winston, and every last one of them's a little piece of shit that can't breathe. He can't breathe. Every dog named Winston is just an English dog. He's a bulldog with a CPAP machine.
Every last one. I don't know, man. There's all types of animals named Winston right now. It's a popular animal name, and I know it's a popular animal name because my mother's favorite pastime is she likes to screenshot the Instagram profiles of different animals named Winston, and she forwards these to me every day as a constant reminder of how many animals have better careers than me. You know what I mean? Every day, dude. It's true, man. She fucked me up three months ago. I woke up to two photographs and one message from my mother. The first photograph was of a bearded dragon lizard named Winston, and the second photograph was of what I can only describe as the fattest pig that I have ever seen. And I woke up to those two photos with one message from my mother, and all it said was, woke up, saw these two, could not help but think of you. And I think that that's a form of domestic terrorism is what I think that is, dude. I think it should be against the law to send a photograph of a lizard and a pig to your chubby son with eczema. You know what I mean? I think that's an issue, man.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:35)
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