Why Chinese Cars Are DESTROYING Legacy Brands w/ Seen Through Glass

**Spike Feresten** (0:05)
Welcome to my new show, Two Bald Guys, and a soon-to-be-bald guy podcast.

**Sam** (0:11)
Are you standing?

**Spike Feresten** (0:12)
I don't know.

**Paul Zuckerman** (0:14)
I think I'm doing all right. He's shriveling.

**Spike Feresten** (0:16)
I get accused of wearing a wig all the time and dying my hair. People are obsessed with how I look, but I thought this was just a car show. I just...

**Sam** (0:26)
We can get into aesthetics.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:28)
I want to go to Turkey. We're going to Turkey together.

**Sam** (0:31)
Well, I would do teeth before hair.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:33)
Really?

**Sam** (0:34)
Yeah, because I'm a British guy. My teeth fall over. And I think that could...

**Spike Feresten** (0:38)
But you know, the trend is away from teeth.

**Sam** (0:40)
What's it to?

**Spike Feresten** (0:41)
The world is starting to feel there are too many people with white, perfect teeth out there, and your teeth can be part of your identity and just leave them be.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:49)
A snaggletooth. A snaggletooth can be a conversation piece.

**Spike Feresten** (0:52)
That's right. Yes, there are, you know, so be careful about doing that.

**Sam** (0:56)
Thanks for the advice.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:57)
But on natural hair, if we could...

**Sam** (1:01)
The question somebody else is going to say, where would they take the hair from? Which I thought was rude, but also a good question.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:06)
Yeah, unfortunately, they can't take it from the places that get hairier with age.

**Sam** (1:12)
OK.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:12)
It's a shame.

**Spike Feresten** (1:13)
I did ask Zuckerman, honestly, I said, OK, if this UCLA TikTok story, they've cured baldness, is true, would you get hair?

**Sam** (1:23)
Oh, a million percent.

**Spike Feresten** (1:24)
And he said, yes, you would too?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:26)
I would love if there was like different toothpaste tubes of hair to put on. And then I could put on a certain kind of hair. And then there's an antidote that takes it off. And then I could put on different hair.

**Paul Zuckerman** (1:37)
I could be blonde, I could be curly.

**Spike Feresten** (1:39)
Do you remember? We gave you the Sopranos guy's hair.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:42)
And I look good.

**Spike Feresten** (1:44)
I did look good.

**Paul Zuckerman** (1:45)
Do it again. I looked good.

**Spike Feresten** (1:47)
All right, put them in a two shot right now.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:49)
Yeah, we're gonna look good.

**Spike Feresten** (1:50)
And look at which camera they're looking at. Then look at that camera and just count to 10 in your head and stay still and we're putting hair on you right now.
You think that looks good?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:01)
Yeah.

**Sam** (2:02)
Sexy.

**Paul Zuckerman** (2:03)
I'm hot.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:03)
Sexy.

**Paul Zuckerman** (2:04)
My hair.

**Spike Feresten** (2:05)
All right, enough.

**Sam** (2:06)
You want good hair. It is a good point. Sorry, I keep banging on about the hair.

**Spike Feresten** (2:10)
It's actually, there are a bunch of guys watching this show and it's something we're all thinking about all the time. It's like, hey, am I getting Alzheimer's and am I losing my hair? Those are the two things on all of our minds.

**Paul Zuckerman** (2:21)
One of them, the ship sailed on the hair part a long time ago. Yeah.

**Spike Feresten** (2:26)
And we did the story on Seinfeld with George, when he gets the toupee and he gets the hair piece. And you just go, what's the point? At this point, you two met. By the way, everybody, Sam from Seen Through Glass, huge channel, but you have a family, you have kids, you have everything, you have a business, you've done so much. At this point, you'd want to add hair to this.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:48)
Vanity and pride never dies.

**Spike Feresten** (2:50)
Yeah.

**Paul Zuckerman** (2:50)
You just toss it.

**Spike Feresten** (2:52)
So what is the hair that you would want? A naturally grown hair from an ointment, a taped on, stapled on hair?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:01)
I want there to be some kind of temporary hair that you put on so you can put on different hairs with this ointment.
No, no, no. This comes out of your head. But it comes out of a tube first. And in the tube contains the different kinds of hair so you can try it out. As long as we're getting to this stage, I should be able to try out all kinds of hair.

**Spike Feresten** (3:24)
You know, that fellow they call the president, it's on everybody's mind this week because he suddenly came out with hamster hair and has become a massive meme. It's obviously not his hair and everybody's just going, what are you doing? You look kind of foolish.