When the Odds Officially Broke

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These are the 29 craziest 1 in a billion moments. Sabonis draws a foul by fouling himself.

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And, pulls it back down to his bunk, gives it another go.

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Sabonis.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Boy, it was the...

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Look at this. Look at the space between the bodies.

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Sheesh. Bro said if you can't beat them, have the refs do it for you. Only AJ Griffin ain't worried about no refs.

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He always a target.

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Yep.

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If they can get it, they can get it to him.

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Young.

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Instead, they'll go inside.

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Oh, my goodness. Bro, it's him. But up next, try not to blink or else you'll miss it.

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Donovan Mitchell and Garland, Darius Garland.

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Look at Buddy Heal. Dang.

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Something tells me those were a painfully long 28 minutes for the Cavaliers. But Trey Young doesn't need the refs. He just needs his nasty pump fade.

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Dirt lex you got in the mail today.

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That's right.

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We're gifted.

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Oh, my goodness.

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What are you doing?

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Hey, this ain't coronavirus. Y'all can play defense, except against Steph Curry. Guarding him is just a waste of energy.

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Now, he's regarding Curry. Long-distance Curry hits the three at the buzzer.

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You see him turn his back after he released a shot?

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First, he put the Celtics to sleep in the NBA finals. Now, this all because their fan base called Aisha a bad cook? Shaking my head. But it only gets more absurd from there. I'm talking the time two legends sons went head to head, a game that was delayed for 50 minutes, and one of the nastiest ankle breakers you'll ever see. However, first, it's the time Jordan Poole got on the ref's bad side. It was December 20th, 2022, Warriors vs. Knicks, when all of a sudden, one of the refs was down for the count. And when Poole saw this, his reaction was priceless.

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Talk about the defense, the three and the 37% from three-point range.

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Poole didn't catch it cleanly.

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Between half-court buzzer-beaters, fighting his arm sleeve, and injuring a ref, Poole has some interesting stories to tell his grandchildren, just like two players who once turned into NPCs. It's time to stop calling them Paul George and Christas Porzingis, and start calling them Kristal Jorjingis.

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Giant strides for Porzingis, a tough shot.

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Two players tumbled to the ground, it'll be a foul against Porzingis.

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It'll be the first against the Wizards here in the fourth.

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And speaking of video game moments, watch what Jalen Green does at number 22

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Picked up by Green, Green to the rim, he was going to...

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Bro ain't just selling, he also brought himself a one-way ticket to Shaq and the Fool, only he's not the only one firing first class at Shaq and the Fool this season.

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Wide open set three, won't go for Nemard, and it looked like Watanabe, but it didn't.

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It looked like he was about to dunk it.

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Well, I'll be damned. This play was so bad, there's only one possible culprit, Steve Nash. But somehow, it's not the only time an own basket has happened this season.

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Got to contain the ball better, and then when the pigs come to help, they've got to get a body on the big stone wall.

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With Laverte's sense of direction, I don't trust him with the compass, or even Google Maps for that matter. Although, let's cut Laverte some slack. At least he never pooped his pants, because on February 29th, 2020, the Rockets and Celtics were going back and forth, until one player spotted Paul Pierce in the audience. And let's just say, this player got a little too nervous.

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Celtics demonstrating why they're a top five defensive team.

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Oh, man. It looks like someone forgot to take a pregame dump. Get Harden some toilet paper ASAP. And let's just hope Harden didn't use the entire roll, because you're about to see Landry Chimette absolutely get shit on. Here comes Aaron Gordon the other way.

Actually, forget the toilet paper. My G is going to need an ambulance after that. But while Chimette is going to need an ambulance, the Mavericks are going to want to restrain order, because one time, Luka Dacic got a technical for just yelling at his own teammate.

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