What's Plaguing Gilbert Grape | Son of a Boy Dad #443

Adam Ferrone (0:00)

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Francis Ellis (0:11)

Today's episode is brought to you by our friends at High Noon. Folks, it's fall, it's in the air, and you know what? You should grab yourself a case of High Noon because that's the best thing to bring to a tailgate, the best thing to have if you're hosting a watch party on a Sunday, best thing to have if you just want to have a nice clean drink.

Adam Ferrone (0:29)

I like to have some High Noons, just cold in my refrigerator at all times, not just in case I have some surprise company, but just as my treat for Friday, when I'm trying to enjoy myself for a Saturday, if I'm going to watch some college football, that's a High Noon opening. And I'm talking about a tequila seltzer.

Francis Ellis (0:49)

Or a vodka seltzer, which is my preference. But you know what? I don't judge. Just because someone likes a different flavor or they like the tequila base doesn't mean we can't all still be friends. Root for the same teams. You know what I mean?

Adam Ferrone (1:01)

The lime with the tequila is a classic, timeless drink. And you almost feel like you just went to a nice resort and they've made you something that is proprietary to their property. But somehow, this is something that you can access at any time. And they're fantastic. No malt, real fruit, sparkling water, natural flavors, real tequila or real vodka over there.

Francis Ellis (1:25)

Exactly. And if you're wondering where you can get some of these, you'll learn more, go to highnoonspirits.com. And now let's start the episode.

Adam Ferrone (1:36)

Can you finish your body armors?

SPEAKER_3 (1:49)

All right.

Harry (1:49)

Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is October 6th.

SPEAKER_3 (1:55)

We are here live from HQ3.

Harry (1:57)

Welcome back. How are we?

Adam Ferrone (1:59)

And get well soon to Joey Swole.

Our Joey Swole is at the forefront of our minds. Joey Swole was in the hospital.

Harry (2:07)

Joey Swole? Yeah, Joey Swole. I'm not familiar.

Adam Ferrone (2:10)

You don't know Joey Swole?

Harry (2:11)

No.

Adam Ferrone (2:12)

The guy that I was rushed to the hospital Saturday morning, the guy who does the videos outside the gym being like, you are not allowed to call someone a creep in the gym if they're just looking at you while you're working out. Just because someone's looking at you masturbating while they work out does not make them a creep.

Francis Ellis (2:30)

I really don't want people to look at you. Stop wearing such tight clothing.

Harry (2:34)

I've never seen this guy in my life.

Adam Ferrone (2:37)

There's other videos. I don't even know the videos you guys are talking about.

SPEAKER_5 (2:40)

Don't show us Joey Swole at his worst.

Adam Ferrone (2:42)

Show us Joey Swole. He looks great. Even in the hospital. Yeah, exactly. He had heart issues. You've definitely seen this guy.

Harry (2:49)

I have no doubt that he's a beast, just from first glance, but I don't know him.

Francis Ellis (2:53)

Look at that. There's Swole.

Adam Ferrone (2:55)

Good God.

Francis Ellis (2:56)

There's the Swole we know.

Harry (2:57)

When your pecs are touching your biceps, that you're jacked.

Francis Ellis (3:02)

When you have cleavage between your arm and your breast.

Harry (3:05)

That is the number one sign of being jacked. I mean, it's literally the top of the peak of his bicep is touching the side of his peck.

Adam Ferrone (3:14)

His vein is like he got branded into a black frat.

Harry (3:17)

Yeah. I mean, he's Swole. He might be one of the Swole people I've ever seen.

Adam Ferrone (3:21)

He's Joey Swole.

SPEAKER_3 (3:22)

Yeah.

Adam Ferrone (3:23)

But he's ethical too.

Harry (3:24)

His forearms are fucking huge.

SPEAKER_3 (3:27)

Yeah.

Francis Ellis (3:27)

He looks like Mark McGuire.

Adam Ferrone (3:28)

He has like thighs.

Francis Ellis (3:29)

That one year.

Adam Ferrone (3:30)

He looks like Drew Ski in that NFL player.

SPEAKER_5 (3:34)

Yeah.

Adam Ferrone (3:34)

When he had the plastic cover up.

His second heart surgery. No, Mac was saying that Joey Swole, that it's in his, like he's always had heart issues. It's not related to his working out, his protein intake or his steroid usage, allegedly.

SPEAKER_5 (3:50)

Really?

Harry (3:51)

This is just natural?

Adam Ferrone (3:53)

No, that's what Mac said.

Harry (3:54)

Like high cholesterol?