We're Moving! - H3 Show #283

**Ethan Klein** (0:04)
Welcome, everybody! It's the last show before break. We're gonna have a lot of fun here today. Don't get too bummed out, guys. We will be back.
I was, as I was saying, thank you to Mood and Monarch today for sponsoring us. How about that, huh? Still got it, folks.

**Dan Bilzerian** (0:51)
That'll be the earliest button of all time.

**Ethan Klein** (0:53)
I don't think so. I think we're done.

**Hila Klein** (0:54)
Probably an earlier one.

**AB** (0:55)
I think we beat it.

**Dan Bilzerian** (0:57)
Did they even see the intro, or did it just open on a button?

**Love** (1:00)
I think it must have opened.

**Ethan Klein** (1:01)
Well, go see how far back we are. But anyway, I was just, well, you guys know what I always say at the beginning. Welcome everybody.

**Dan Bilzerian** (1:07)
Okay, they're saying five seconds in, at least five seconds.

**Ethan Klein** (1:10)
I was saying that it's our last show before break, but don't lose hope here, guys. Don't, you know what I mean? Don't despair too hard because when we-

**Dan Bilzerian** (1:24)
I'm despairing.

**Ethan Klein** (1:24)
Don't, don't, Dan. I'm sure you're broken up about it.

**Dan Bilzerian** (1:27)
I'm real torn up inside.

**Ethan Klein** (1:29)
Three weeks off, Dan is just hopelessly devastated. Well, let me correct you there, Ethan.

**Dan Bilzerian** (1:38)
Let me correct you there, Ethan. I don't actually get three weeks off. That's not true at all.
Because I'll be working on something for the majority of those three weeks.

**Ethan Klein** (1:47)
The majority? Yeah.

**Nate** (1:50)
You lose.

**Ethan Klein** (1:52)
Well, tell them what you're working on.

**Dan Bilzerian** (1:54)
Well, I'll be working on moving us into our new set for the show.

**Ethan Klein** (2:01)
And are we- and is it just like a green screen again or?

**Dan Bilzerian** (2:04)
It is not a green screen, although we will still have a green screen, of course, because that's too integral to the show. But no, no, we are building a full blown physical set that the show will take place on from here on in.

**Ethan Klein** (2:21)
Our biggest investment, our biggest set.
You guys better like it because it's costing a fortune. Oh, should I click this button again, Zach? I didn't mean to.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:33)
We're getting a new set, it's fine.

**Ethan Klein** (2:35)
Well, the mic won't probably not change.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:37)
It's fine.

**Hila Klein** (2:38)
Oh, my God, we got a $199 donation already. Yeah, Louis and Katie.

**Ethan Klein** (2:43)
Oh.

**Hila Klein** (2:47)
She said, enjoy your break, ma'am. Love you guys. Sven. Thank you. Thank you, Katie.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:52)
I thought we agreed that you were going to do it off the mic.

**Hila Klein** (2:55)
Oh, right. We did. I was here for that.

**Ethan Klein** (2:57)
Sorry, sorry. Here, should I hit the audio button? No.

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:02)
No, I have a way better idea. Put it down and stop going.

**Ethan Klein** (3:06)
That doesn't help.

**SPEAKER_10** (3:07)
That doesn't help. So you get nothing.

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:10)
That actually solves the problem.

**Ethan Klein** (3:26)
Is that far enough away, or do I need to do it like that?

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:28)
No, actually, could you take it next door?

**Hila Klein** (3:30)
Are we gonna lose this when we move?

**Ethan Klein** (3:33)
No, we're...

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:34)
Oh, it's gonna be very chaotic, there's gonna be a lot of big boxes moving around and stuff. Wouldn't be surprised.
What?

**Hila Klein** (3:48)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:48)
It's still too loud now.

**Hila Klein** (3:56)
Behind the green screen necessary.

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:58)
He's coughing.

**Tom** (3:59)
See, the report is on the screen now.

**Dan Bilzerian** (4:02)
I mean, it was quieter.

**Ethan Klein** (4:07)
Anyway, it's the last show before break. You can't take that from me.
I'm gonna wear this as a necklace because I know you guys are gonna try this.

**Dan Bilzerian** (4:18)
I'll still get that shit away from you.

**Ethan Klein** (4:19)
We'll see. Yeah, we got actually a lot of ground to cover today. Wait, did they hear? Did I thank our sponsor? I did do it. Yeah.
We have a lot of ground to cover today.

**Dan Bilzerian** (4:32)
We do.

**Ethan Klein** (4:32)
We should pop right in.

**Hila Klein** (4:34)
Can I tell you, I was taking notes while I was listening to the last episode. And basically, one note is that you guys got a soundbite, Dan saying, it's my rubelite.

**Dan Bilzerian** (4:49)
When I made fun of Ethan, that was very funny.

**Ethan Klein** (4:51)
That wasn't that funny. Why?