Welcome To Season 2

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:02)
What up, Chris?

**Chris Barfield** (0:04)
Let's start the song.

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:07)
I love this song.

**Chris Barfield** (0:09)
Is that a joke?

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:10)
Is that a joke?

**Chris Barfield** (0:13)
Is that a joke? Is that a joke?

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:16)
No. Season two, it's season two time.

**Chris Barfield** (0:23)
It is, it is indeed season two time today.

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:25)
Today is season two? Season two of What You Ask. This podcast, you dipshit.

**Chris Barfield** (0:30)
Yeah, I mean, what else?

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:31)
You think we're starting season two of SpongeBob? That's the past.

**Chris Barfield** (0:35)
You think we just decided to rebrand this podcast as an Abbott Elementary podcast talking about season two? No, that would have been a great idea, but we didn't do it.

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:42)
Oh, fuck, why didn't we do that? Hold on, can we call our people? Can we make a new change?

**Chris Barfield** (0:45)
I mean, we're literally recording is the problem.

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:48)
Oh no, I'll never be able to call our people in time.

**Chris Barfield** (0:50)
Nope.

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:51)
We don't have people. We gotta get people to call.

**Chris Barfield** (0:53)
That's also a problem too.

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:55)
All right, we'll talk about that for season three.

**Chris Barfield** (0:57)
Yes, good thinking.

**Tiffany Flowers** (0:58)
Season two.

**Chris Barfield** (1:00)
Yeah, now what the... Now, I'm an old country bumpkin, so please remind me, what in the hell are you talking about?

**Tiffany Flowers** (1:08)
We gave ourselves a lot of homework last season. Also, we've hit our anniversary, and so we wanted to kinda have a little reset.

**Chris Barfield** (1:17)
Yes, a reset, that's the word I like for it. We are, we're straying away from some of the bigger projects we were doing, some of the longer stuff.

**Tiffany Flowers** (1:24)
So much homework.

**Chris Barfield** (1:25)
That required a lot of listening, a lot of introspection, and stuff like that.

**Tiffany Flowers** (1:29)
Real emotions, ugh, could you imagine? Not in season two.

**Chris Barfield** (1:33)
Not, yeah, not for us, not for us.
Season two, we're gonna, our method is very simple. Three words, back to the goose. The is not a word anymore, I'm sorry, I've decreed it.

**Tiffany Flowers** (1:43)
I think what you were looking for was three words, back to goose.

**Chris Barfield** (1:47)
Yeah, but I like to make sure it's the goose, our goose. Or back to, four words, back to our goose.

**Tiffany Flowers** (1:55)
Okay, hold on, hold on. All right, y'all, season two's getting slow again. We're doing this in real time. What about, what about...
Who? Two friends? Fuck you.

**Chris Barfield** (2:07)
It's not for me.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:08)
What?

**Chris Barfield** (2:08)
It's not bad, but it's not for me.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:10)
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Here's one more option, and then you get to do two options if you want. Okay, catch me, tagline for season two.

**Chris Barfield** (2:16)
Yeah.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:19)
Friends doing goofs.

**Chris Barfield** (2:21)
That one I like. I mean, that was, that's arguably kind of been our tagline that we were striving for the whole time.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:26)
Yeah, I think season two, Cole and Friends doing goofs.

**Chris Barfield** (2:29)
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I can get down with that.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:31)
I found it, I found the tagline.

**Chris Barfield** (2:32)
Oh, for sure you did. Like I said, you had some rough drafts on your head, just a bit more sessions and boom, you spat out a diamond.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:39)
Oh, I've been trying to spit out diamonds for years.

**Chris Barfield** (2:41)
Hey, you and me both, sister lady.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:43)
I will not stop eating sand.

**Chris Barfield** (2:45)
Yeah.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:45)
Wait, that's glass.

**Chris Barfield** (2:46)
I was gonna say, that's the problem right there.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:47)
That's glass, not diamonds is rocks.

**Chris Barfield** (2:52)
Coal, specifically, I believe.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:54)
Thank you.

**Chris Barfield** (2:56)
Yes, coal.

**Tiffany Flowers** (2:57)
So tell them what your vibe is for season two. Who is Chris season two?

**Chris Barfield** (3:03)
Chris, but slightly less depressed.

**Tiffany Flowers** (3:05)
Oh, whoa.

**Chris Barfield** (3:07)
Not fully, not depressed. Let's not go crazy here.

**Tiffany Flowers** (3:09)
Come on, we both have emotion shit. Welcome to us.

**Chris Barfield** (3:13)
Yeah.

**Tiffany Flowers** (3:13)
That's always gonna be a part of this.

**Chris Barfield** (3:15)
It's a shame when they tried to make this sequel series to This Is Us. This Is Us, welcome to us.
Terrible choice. The wrong series to do another.