We Love The Military and Match Up With Moon

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King Scott (2:23)

All right, let's hit it.

Rizz (2:26)

Little listener discretion is advised.

King Scott (2:33)

Verudo.

SPEAKER_2 (2:41)

The Rizzuto Show.

Rizz (2:43)

Rewinds.

King Scott (2:44)

And now it's time for Not-a-Boo-Boo.

Rizz (2:49)

All right, so you want to go first? Do you want to be in isolation first?

Moon (2:53)

I'll go in isolation first. I got a song all ready.

Rizz (2:56)

So King Scott asks us five questions each. Whoever gets the most questions right, our respective teammates on the phone will win. Let's go to Clint. Hello, Clint. What's up, Rizz Show? All right, Clint, Team Rizz or Team Moon?

Moon's fresh off an extra day, so I'm gonna go with Moon today.

SPEAKER_2 (3:16)

Yeah, Moon.

Moon (3:17)

Good thinking. I just had a banana, like a real...

Rizz (3:20)

That's calm, that's settle down.

SPEAKER_2 (3:22)

Brownie banana.

Rizz (3:22)

That's calm down.

King Scott (3:23)

Kate, hello.

Moon (3:25)

Hello, good morning.

Rizz (3:26)

All right, Team Rizz or Team Moon?

King Scott (3:29)

I'm gonna have to go with Team Moon.

Moon (3:31)

Sorry, Rizz.

SPEAKER_2 (3:31)

Yeah, that's fine.

Moon (3:32)

You calm down, Rizz.

SPEAKER_2 (3:34)

I shall deliver. I'm calm, I'm zen right now.

Moon (3:36)

I shall deliver.

Rizz (3:38)

I am very zen right now. I'm ready to roll. I'm ready to answer some questions.

All right, we're gonna put Moon in isolation, and once he's in, I'm gonna start the Ominous Music, and he's in, and time for the Ominous Music.

SPEAKER_7 (3:52)

Here we go. It's its own Ominous.

Rizz (4:01)

It's, uh... It's Tuesday. Okay, here we go.

King Scott (4:05)

Sir Rizz, what is the name of the largest desert in the world?

Rizz (4:18)

What?

King Scott (4:20)

Okay. Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

Rizz (4:24)

Michelangelo.

SPEAKER_6 (4:27)

Sherwin-Williams.

Rizz (4:30)

Tell me.

King Scott (4:31)

Which instrument measures atmospheric pressure?

Rizz (4:34)

Abrometer.

King Scott (4:37)

How many legs do ants have? What is the only branch of the US military that does not have its own fleet of planes?

Okay. And for the tiebreaker, what year did they complete the Sistine Chapel?

Rizz (5:13)

What the year?

King Scott (5:15)

What the year?

SPEAKER_6 (5:17)

It's in between the two Ninja Turtle Moves.

Rizz (5:22)

God, I have no idea.

I'm going to say 1510 Honestly, I'm showing my ignorance there.

King Scott (5:34)

Okay.

Rizz (5:35)

But, okay. Did it.

Okay, Moon, it's time for you.

SPEAKER_2 (5:43)

Oh.

Rizz (5:44)

What?

SPEAKER_7 (5:44)

I'm sorry. I did not write down that last answer.

Moon (5:46)

Do I need to?

SPEAKER_2 (5:47)

Can you just write it down?

SPEAKER_7 (5:49)

Sorry.

Rizz (5:52)

All right.

Moon (5:53)

How you feel?

Rizz (5:54)

Start the music. I feel all right.

Moon (5:57)

Okay, great.

Rizz (5:57)

Hit it.

Moon (6:00)