We Interviewed an H3 Snark Moderator

Ethan Klein (0:00)

Everybody, it's your old Hila Klein and Hila, and Harley and Kate, and David.

Kate (0:08)

Hello, everyone.

Harley (0:10)

Stacked house tonight, who was that?

SPEAKER_4 (0:11)

Who was that?

Harley (0:13)

That was David, I think.

Kate (0:15)

Hi, everyone.

Ethan Klein (0:16)

You've hidden those monsters, Harley.

Harley (0:19)

Dude, we got Hila and Ethan today. You know, I'm cracking open a bluey.

Normally, I'm on that white tip, but I'm like, uh, Ethan and Hila today, I'm cracking open a bluey.

Ethan Klein (0:30)

What's a bluey?

SPEAKER_5 (0:31)

Yeah, what's a bluey?

Harley (0:32)

Just a blue one.

SPEAKER_5 (0:33)

A blue white.

Ethan Klein (0:34)

A special occasion.

Harley (0:36)

Yeah, it tastes a bit worse, so it gives me more energy, I feel like.

Ethan Klein (0:40)

Less relaxing. It's a monster.

SPEAKER_5 (0:42)

So when we call, you get like energy drink, but when we're not calling, you're high, no?

Ethan Klein (0:48)

He's always high.

Harley (0:49)

I'll let you. That's nice.

SPEAKER_5 (0:50)

Because I'm here for high, gay Harley from the future.

Kate (0:54)

Well, guess what? It's every day.

SPEAKER_5 (0:57)

Every day, OK.

Ethan Klein (0:58)

You know how the Hulk, when there's that scene where they go, he's like, I'm going to transform, but you're not angry. And he goes, that's my secret. I'm always angry.

SPEAKER_5 (1:06)

OK.

Ethan Klein (1:07)

That's Harley but high.

Harley (1:10)

And gay.

SPEAKER_5 (1:11)

And gay.

Ethan Klein (1:11)

That's my secret.

SPEAKER_5 (1:12)

I'm always gay.

Harley (1:14)

He's so mad that I took the title of gayest on the podcast.

Ethan Klein (1:19)

Well, I mean, listen. Well, I don't know. How do you feel about him being the gayest Kate? Is that OK? Is that a title you're OK relinquishing?

Kate (1:27)

Yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good.

I mean, it's Dylan Valor at the end of the day.

Harley (1:34)

Just I've been on the trench. I've been on the trenches.

Ethan Klein (1:38)

Have you ever touched another man's dick, Harley?

Kate (1:40)

I've been in the trenches is the question.

Harley (1:42)

Great question.

Ethan Klein (1:43)

Have you touched another man's dick, Harley? Yes or no?

Harley (1:46)

It's a great question. Not in a sexual manner, but I've been in many scenarios where dicks are out.

Ethan Klein (1:54)

It's not what I asked.

Kate (1:57)

It's what I'm saying. It's Dylan Valor.

Ethan Klein (1:59)

Because we've all been around dicks out. That's what happens.

SPEAKER_5 (2:02)

But we don't know what happens in the future.

We don't know what he does in the future. He's gay in the future.

Harley (2:11)

It is true. I'm gay Harley from the future. So it's a tale that hasn't happened yet.

Ethan Klein (2:16)

Oh, that's it.

SPEAKER_5 (2:17)

Well, we know it's going to happen.

Harley (2:19)

I'm thinking next year. What are you waiting for, bro? Orgy Dome, H3 video in Burning Man, Orgy Dome, me, AB, Ned Fulmer.

Ethan Klein (2:29)

Three ways, three cocks, Triforce.

Harley (2:32)

Yep.

Ethan Klein (2:33)

You ever do a cock Triforce, Harley?

Harley (2:36)

That is much closer to something that has happened.

Listen, I played football. They did stuff. You do things. There was a lot of hazing with like penises and peepee.

Kate (2:51)

Okay, but that's...

Ethan Klein (2:52)

Yo, I'm going to have to haze you, bro.

Harley (2:54)

Don't move.

Ethan Klein (2:54)

I'm going to suck your dick.

Harley (2:55)

It's not gay.

Ethan Klein (2:56)

It's a haze.

Harley (2:59)

Dude, he let us all suck his dick. How gay is that?

Ethan Klein (3:02)

This dude is so gay. Hey, you just got haze, bro. Haze down my throat, brother.

Kate (3:09)

He's right in my butt.

Ethan Klein (3:10)

No, but I've done a cock triforce, but it's only because we were playing Zelda and we're really big fans.

It's when three guys stand in a triangle and they make a triangle with their cocks. Sweet.

Kate (3:25)

Anyway, today's sponsor is...

Ethan Klein (3:28)

Oh, do we have? So anyway, listen, maybe, Melissa, today we are actually all come together for a very special episode. This is a passion project that Kate has been working on for a very long time, and that's why we're all here to participate. This is a big scoop and it's a big exclusive. We have an ex leftovers H3 snarker mod defector who has granted Kate an exclusive interview. Kate, you interviewed her this summer, and she had a lot to say about the toxicity and dysfunction in that community, surprise, surprise.

And we also have, it was filmed. So we have lots of clips, and then we're also going to talk about some other snarker discord leaks and lots of other stuff that ties in to the snarking phenomenon that we're all surviving in. Okay, how does that sound?