We are Buying Flip Phones

Landon Mauk (0:00)

Well, welcome back to Bloodline Banter, I'm Landon.

Riley Mitchell (0:02)

And I'm Riley.

Landon Mauk (0:03)

And here we are for another episode.

Riley Mitchell (0:05)

I'm back and better than ever, ladies and gentlemen. We've been busy, we've been booked, blessed and busy.

Landon Mauk (0:10)

And going crazy, because we're moving.

Riley Mitchell (0:14)

We are, by the time you guys see this, we will have already been settled in to our new place.

Landon Mauk (0:18)

I might have already been gone crazy and jumped out of my window.

Riley Mitchell (0:22)

Today's Monday, we move on Wednesday, and we have yet to finish packing.

Landon Mauk (0:26)

I'm packed. I mean, I mean, all I have to do is pack my pots and pans.

Riley Mitchell (0:31)

Well, I'm not packed.

Landon Mauk (0:34)

I threw so much shit away, it's not even funny.

Riley Mitchell (0:36)

I'm going home to Paris.

Landon Mauk (0:37)

I was I was in the middle of packing. I just kept running out of boxes, running out of boxes. So I just started throwing shit away.

Riley Mitchell (0:42)

Yeah.

Landon Mauk (0:43)

And please tell me why I had four pair of the same Birkenstock. Four pair of the same exact shoe.

Riley Mitchell (0:49)

Yeah, that will happen.

Landon Mauk (0:51)

Anyways, how'd you sleep last night?

Riley Mitchell (0:53)

I slept pretty good. My sleep score was like an 87

Landon Mauk (0:56)

Mine was like a 58

Riley Mitchell (0:57)

Why?

Landon Mauk (0:58)

Because I just didn't sleep good.

Riley Mitchell (1:00)

Where did you sleep? In your bed or on your couch?

Landon Mauk (1:02)

My bed is full of clothes right now.

Riley Mitchell (1:06)

Oh.

Landon Mauk (1:08)

Clothes piled to the ceiling, my 12th of the ceiling because I'm going through shit.

Riley Mitchell (1:15)

Yeah.

Landon Mauk (1:15)

Well, it was full. It was full last night. It's not full anymore.

Riley Mitchell (1:17)

Well, we really picked a bad day to move this week because we've been busy all day today. This morning, we went to Home Goods because we decided we were going to go and get some things for our new apartment, and so on the way there, we were good. On the way back, I got an e-mail. I had an interview today in the Nashville Yard, just like a street interview. It's coming out next week, and I forgot about it.

So here I am, woke up in looking like a damn hobo, and haven't shaved, have a huge ass zit on my face, rolled up, wrinkly hoodie. I thought I was just going to Home Goods. So then we went to Home Goods, then had the interview. So then we went to, we had a meeting at the office, and then now we were late coming to record. So it's been a hell of a day.

Landon Mauk (2:10)

It's been a hell of a day.

Riley Mitchell (2:10)

After I leave here, I have to go to the Tesla dealership because my tire popped on my car, and they had to bring me another one. Because the place that we live now is just like hell on earth, I guess.

And, well, the place that we don't live anymore.

Landon Mauk (2:25)

Well, we still live there for two more days.

Riley Mitchell (2:27)

Well, by the time this comes out, we'll be moved.

Landon Mauk (2:29)

Yeah, you're right.

Riley Mitchell (2:31)

So, yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (2:33)

Anyways, having to fix the pain in the ass.

Landon Mauk (2:36)

Yes. Anything pressing on your mind?

Riley Mitchell (2:40)

Not really. I mean, we've been...

Landon Mauk (2:42)

I'll tell you what's pressing on my mind.

Riley Mitchell (2:43)

What's pressing?

Landon Mauk (2:45)

The fact that I hate Halloween.

Riley Mitchell (2:47)

I hate Halloween, too.

Landon Mauk (2:49)

We went in the Home Goods earlier, and it looked like a damn ghost just threw up everywhere.

I hate that shit. It wouldn't hurt my feelings if we just skipped Halloween and Thanksgiving and went straight to Christmas.

Riley Mitchell (2:58)

Me neither. You said this earlier, who the hell wants to decorate with a cobweb and a spider?

Landon Mauk (3:03)

Nobody.

Riley Mitchell (3:04)

That's just like, some of you bitches are so dirty, you don't even have to decorate. You already have cobwebs and spiders.

Landon Mauk (3:09)

Yes.

Riley Mitchell (3:10)

You just spray some hairspray on them, like white paint, and boom, you're decorated.

Landon Mauk (3:17)

Yeah, I don't mess with Halloween. And it's not because I don't think it's... I think it's like the devil's holiday or whatever.

Riley Mitchell (3:22)

I just hate it. Well, there's people that go all out for it, kind of confuse me, because what do you mean you're buying a 10-foot jack skeleton for your front yard? Like, I don't...