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Water Bottle Wars, Jeopardy Chaos & Celebrity Drama

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

July 22, 2026

Apparently your water bottle says more about you than your personality ever could. This episode starts with the crew uncovering the shocking truth that every few years a new water bottle brand completely takes over society. Stanley, Hydro Flask, Yeti, Owala...
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**SPEAKER_2** (1:53)
So this is a post going viral online that basically says that every three years or so, a new water bottle brand comes out and women go crazy over it.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:01)
Yeah, yeah, Stanley. And then it was the, the moment's a little cocopele looking guy.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:08)
So much that it becomes even a part of a woman's personality. Do you find this statement true or false?

**SPEAKER_7** (2:17)
For me, not true at all. But for my husband, yeah, Tim is on like a water bottle fetish kick right now. He's ordered two of the same water bottles and won't let me clean them.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
I don't know, as, as, you know, somebody that has a teenage girl at home and, you know, a wife at home.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:34)
It's very particular.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:35)
And to see what all these, you know, teen girls are carrying around. They have certain, so are, what era water bottle are in now?

**SPEAKER_6** (2:43)
It's the Adidas jacket. It's the new Adidas jacket for girls.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:47)
You mean like starter jacket?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:49)
They're in their Owala water bottle phase right now.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:51)
I have not heard of anything.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:52)
I saw one of these. Look, Odwala is almost on its way out.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:56)
O-W-A-L-A, Owala.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:59)
I'll be curious if this is what Tim, seriously, he has the new...

**SPEAKER_8** (3:01)
This man has a fetish.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:02)
Believe me, you've seen these.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:04)
Uh...

**SPEAKER_3** (3:05)
I have two of those.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:07)
I'm not even trying to be convert.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:08)
I've not seen them. I have two of those in my house.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:10)
Yeah, it's got a little push button and the thing goes boop, boop. And it's got a hole.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:14)
It's a pretty good water bottle, to be honest with you.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:16)
Yeah, they're all good. That's the thing.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:19)
I can't tell the difference between this and the ones I see at Marshall's.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:21)
I'm still on this one. What is this?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:24)
That's a knockoff Stanley, which was 2022 to 2024

**SPEAKER_7** (3:29)
I live in the past.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:29)
That was the Stanley Cup phase for women.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:32)
She's drinking retro, dog.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:33)
Yeah, this is the Woodhouse retro, dude.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:35)
2021 to 2022 was the Simple Modern water bottle. Look up Simple Modern.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:40)
Yeah, that's like a big...
Is that like Simple Human? Like all the little trash cans that are...

**SPEAKER_3** (3:46)
Simple Modern. nice and sleek.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:48)
It's the one with the little finger lips on the top.

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