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WARNING: Florida Isn’t Ready for Jordan Hare at Night | Auburn Podcast

The Auburn Express

September 17, 2026

Auburn football gets Florida inside Jordan Hare Stadium for its SEC opener, and Auburn needs to turn that home field advantage into a weapon. This isn't just about having fans in the stands.

Speakers King Dunlap, Ike Jones

TopicsFootballSportsBasketball

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King Dunlap (3:15)

And I think that it's a fact, especially with all the bells and muscles they got down there now. It's a show. You have it. Have you, when was the last time you came to the home game?

Two years ago for the old four reunions. Okay. So you've seen the big old Jumbotron. I've seen it on TV. Yeah.

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Right.

King Dunlap (3:35)

Yeah. And now they got another one in the North End zone.

There's two now? Yeah.

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Yeah, they tore down the old one.

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The fireworks and all that stuff going around it. So I'm excited to get back.

I say it for the LSU game, but I think we definitely should use the crowd as a weapon, as an advantage of playing at home. And hopefully Jordan Hare is going to be rocking like it usually is versus Florida.

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Yeah.

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