**Theo Von** (0:00)
Did you ever notice how dating apps feel like you're just kind of scrolling through a yard sale of human emotions? I know a lot of people, good people, who want something real, like actual commitment, not just a WID at 11 47 p.m. That's why I like this app called Upward. It's for people where faith actually matters. Not just, yeah, I went to church twice in 2014 I'm talking shared values, family, commitment, integrity. The stuff that makes a relationship solid. What's cool is you're starting from the same foundation. You're not three weeks in wondering, oh, you don't believe in marriage? Because that's a wild Tuesday to have. Upward is built for people who want to date with intention. Like you're actually trying to build something. Whether faith is the center of your life or just how you were raised, it helps you meet someone who's aligned before things get serious. And look, I'm not saying I've got it all figured out. You know that. I'm still out here. But if you're tired of guesswork and want something grounded in real values, this might be your move. Download Upward and start dating with intention. Go find your person. Austin, Texas. I'll be doing a show there April 1st. That's coming up soon at ACL Live at the Moody Theater. And I'm just prepping my material for my Netflix taping. And so be grateful to be down there. It'll be one of the last times to see the Return of the Rat tour. Tickets are on sale now at theovon.com/t-o-u-r.
If you can, make it. Thank you for your support. Today's guest is an actor. He's known for just being that figure, that humor man. Wedding crashers, swingers, Dodgeball, Rudy. And the list goes on. His new movie, Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice, is on Hulu this Friday, March 27th. I had a great time with today's guest, Mr. Vince Vaughn.
**Vince Vaughn** (2:16)
So, do you have a place there?
**Theo Von** (2:18)
Yeah.
**Vince Vaughn** (2:18)
Cool.
**Theo Von** (2:18)
I've actually been thinking about moving recently.
**Vince Vaughn** (2:20)
That's cool.
**Theo Von** (2:21)
I know, I'm kind of excited, I'm kind of scared.
**Vince Vaughn** (2:23)
I'm always scared.
**Theo Von** (2:25)
You are?
**Vince Vaughn** (2:25)
Well, when you make a new purchase.
**Theo Von** (2:26)
Yeah, I don't like to spend any money on anything, I just like to kind of keep it somewhere.
**Vince Vaughn** (2:30)
Well, you also think like...
**Theo Von** (2:31)
Until the devil takes it or whatever.
**Vince Vaughn** (2:32)
Yeah, right. And you also feel sometimes, I think like, this is, you know, you kind of know what you have and how that works, and now how does this change your spending and what you're doing? Because you do always feel like, well, gosh, what happens if it goes away, you know?
**Theo Von** (2:49)
Yeah, one of my friends said something to me the other day about buying a house. He goes, well, you could invest it in the stock market or you could invest it in a home. He's like, you can't live in the stock market.
**Vince Vaughn** (2:58)
Right.
**Theo Von** (2:58)
And that was kind of interesting to me because I was like, oh, yeah, well, at least if you put your money into a home, then if it's going up and then you're living in it while you have it.
**Vince Vaughn** (3:05)
That's right. I mean, there's ways to look at it because I kind of looked at it because I never was educated in any of it. So as I made money, I started to figure it out more. But I started to look at stuff like what makes me money every month and then what costs you money every month. And so a house is kind of both because you have your property taxes, yeah, especially here, and you also have your mortgage if you do and the stuff that goes with it. But it can go up in value as well. So I started buying rental properties that I could rent out for that reason because it was tangible and I could make money every month off it. The market, I never studied it. But I guess if you do the S&P, I mean, I never spent my energy on that. But a house, I'm like, this neighborhood is nice. I think it's going up. OK, I'll buy something here.
**Theo Von** (3:45)
Like trusting your instincts about that?
**Vince Vaughn** (3:47)
Yeah, because you're more exposed to it.
**Theo Von** (3:48)
Yeah, that's true. You're driving through it or something. You're seeing things.
**Vince Vaughn** (3:51)
Yeah. Like the old thing was like this neighborhood is not this. These neighborhoods are good. Now this one's not. OK, I'll buy there.
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