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Vigilante Robbery, Temu Spying & Rock Star Pillow Fights

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

October 15, 2026

What if criminals only robbed other criminals? Who's listening through your shopping apps? And how did Prince end up in a pillow fight with Sinéad O'Connor?

Speakers Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe Williams

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

The choice of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements.

Rizz (0:54)

All right, welcome back to the program. Follow us at 314-624-3833 or 618-398-3833. The Point Text Line, 314-649-DUMB. The Bud Life Studio Cam, it's 105.7thepoint.com/rizz, the socials, at R-I-Z-Z Show. Your emails, rizzshow1057thepoint.com. Megan from the Instagram handle STL Ain't Bad.

Got some giveaways, some fun stuff happening today. Got a shout out. The hats of the week. These fine sponsors that are donating generously to Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital. We'll start with Moon. Your head is sponsored by.

Moon (1:42)

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Lern (2:11)

Lern. Yes, thank you to Reliqui Pumpkin Patch. 47 years of family fun and fall traditions in Granite City.

They have, of course, pumpkins. And if you're looking for a place to take pictures, I'm sure this is the place. So please find them at reliquipumpkinpatch.com.

Rizz (2:25)

The temporarily blonde, Rafe Williams.

Rafe Williams (2:27)

Yes.

Moon (2:29)

Do blondes have more fun?

Rafe Williams (2:31)

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Rizz (3:03)

See, I think you're getting your trains and your Google dolls all mixed up.

Rafe Williams (3:06)

I might be.

Rizz (3:07)

So this is more Johnny Resnick Google dolls. Yeah, which is like a slide and name. What was the big one? Iris.

Rafe Williams (3:17)

What the drops Jupiter guy look like?

Rizz (3:18)

That's a train. That's probably like this.

Moon (3:21)

He looks a bit more Abercrombie.

Rizz (3:23)

Yeah.

Moon (3:24)

He's got darker hair. Abercrombie. Yeah. Yeah.

Lern (3:28)

You also look like Joe Elliott from Def Leppard sort of.

Rizz (3:31)

Yes. Yes.

Lern (3:33)

Sans sweatsuit.

Rizz (3:34)

Yeah.

Moon (3:35)

That's my Nirvana fuel Gugedal's section of the set. I love it.

Rizz (3:42)

He's wearing Moonswig.

My head is sponsored by Big River Sod Farms, homeowners, contractors. Their turf type tall fescue is available till the end of the year. Fall is a great time for Sod, minimal maintenance and you could beat the spring rush. Every roll is guaranteed cut fresh to order. Check out our website bigriversodfarms.com or give Corey a call. 314-731-7755. Again, once again, thank you for your generous donations to Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital. A bunch of ways to get involved in our October fundraiser. See Moon tomorrow at the Together Credit Union in Arnold from 11 at 1

The Rizz Show billboard will be out there. You could sign that, give a couple bucks over to the cause. All Together Credit Union locations will be giving out those Holo Weirdo stickers for a dollar. Again proceeds benefit Cardinal Glennon. And Moon's show on Saturday, Greek Fire portion of the ticket sales goes to Cardinal Glennon. All the details at 105.7thepoint.com.

Moon (4:40)

That's right. And the billboard is going to be out at the show.

Rizz (4:42)

Yes. And yet another chance to donate.

Moon (4:45)

We're using it as a backdrop.

Rizz (4:48)

Well, that's dumb.

Moon (4:49)

I'm just kidding. It would not fit.

It would wrap around Delmar Hall.

Rizz (4:53)

Yeah. It's a billboard for god sakes. Okay. So Rafe sent me this video and...

God, this makes sense.

Rafe Williams (5:02)

Doesn't it? It's almost like someone just said it out loud and we've all been waiting to hear it.

Rizz (5:06)

So, okay, this guy asks a very valid, a very logical question. Why don't criminals just rob sexual predators?

Because you could find their address online and you're not allowed to have a firearm, right? Okay. You're basically... I'll let him...

Rafe Williams (5:30)

You're burying the lead here, bud.

Rizz (5:32)

I'll let him talk about it.

SPEAKER_5 (5:34)

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