Usama Siddique: A Joke About 23andMe

Usama Siddique (0:03)

You see, I know yourself, man. I'm a brown guy, you know. I did the 23andMe.

DNA testing, I'm brown. Kevin, I'm so brown. The paper was like, you are 711% brown. Oh, no. No. No.

Can we say white dudes were getting a little goofy with 23andMe a little bit? One of my white friends got back 3% Iranian. Next day, he bought a hookah lounge. This is the whitest dude from Connecticut. Now he's like, hello, my friend. I'm like, listen, Dylan, he's like, it's Dilan. Please sit down, have some hummus. I'm like, you white fuck, that is mayonnaise, okay?

You know 23andMe was doing forensics for a little bit. You know about this? Like if a fan member did it, you commit a crime, they can cross check the DNA to get you. Y'all heard about this? How funny is that? Imagine you're a perfect serial killer, right? You dissolve the bodies in hydrofluoric acid, put them in a drum driver to the woods, bury the bodies 40 feet deep, and you get caught because your fourth cousin is like, am I Cherokee?

That's hello, I think. If I ever got caught like that, I'd be like, listen, I'll go to jail. Let me just kill one more person. Catch Usama Siddique in Funny AF with Kevin Hart. Only on Netflix.