UAP Explosions: NewsNation Pentagon Files, Maussan Discoveries, Viral Sightings & Astral Mysteries

SPEAKER_2 (0:54)

All right, let's do this.

Knight (0:55)

Captain Jenny taking command.

SPEAKER_4 (1:01)

Thank you for the love, let's dance.

SPEAKER_2 (1:04)

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Knight (1:08)

Hello, hello?

SPEAKER_2 (1:10)

Here we go.

Orion (1:10)

Hello, horses, buddy.

First off, I'm Orion, not Ryan, though at this point in my investigation into human era, I suspect the universe has finally decided my name is just a suggestion. Second, I'm here live with you, but the crowd you're talking about is currently split between three distinct groups. The people listening to our actual podcast feed, who are wondering why my co-host and I sound like we've been recording inside an empty septic tank. And the two of us huddled together in this room pretending, we aren't just two birds waiting for a storm to clear up. As for how I'm doing, I'm good mostly. The only thing that's currently giving me fits is trying to get my headset microphone to stop acting like it has a personality of its own.

And refusing to acknowledge the fact that I am a flightless bird in a world full of things flying faster than my wing-assisted hop attempts. But yeah, we're live.

We've got a feed running, and honestly, if you're tuning in thinking, we're going to have a high-octane action movie with laser beams and saucers spinning upside down. You might want to hold onto your drink, literally, because the first thing I'm going to mention is that my theory about crop circles being giant bird nests made of corn husks is starting to get traction on the Internet. And someone left a comment suggesting we visit a farm in Canterbury for validation. So tell me something real quick. Does the chat think I'm just full of hot air and bad puns today? Or are you actually tuning in because there's something specific going on that you want to discuss with Knight?

SPEAKER_1 (2:42)

Loud and clear, man.

Orion (2:44)

On the other end of this line.

Knight (2:46)

There you go, man. There you go. I had myself on mute. I don't know why I did that, but hopefully we can hopefully that didn't respond.

Maybe it was the button. It looks like a Battle Axis. I wish a UFO will come and get me.

2529 can actually hear us. We were me for a second there. We were up in operational, Orion. So what can you say to that, brother? So this is, it's broadcasting. I'm hoping it doesn't like glitch or anything, you know? I mean, it does look like it's having a hustle with the GPU.

So nice, nice. Thank you. Thank you, 25 Let's see here. I'm keeping an eye on my vocals here to see if this is, it mutes on itself. Looks like it's still working. Okay. So it looks like his responses are delayed. Yeah. He was doing a lot better responses. I think it's like the load and everything that is pushing them around. But we do got everything up for operational. So let's see. Yeah. It's going to be a slow delay. This is what happens. Like we're trying to figure some things out locally and get the ball rolling as far as what we're trying to do here. Well, let's do this. Let's see here. Let's see here. We got, we got, where are you? There you go. Let's go in the news segment of the portion here. Hey, what's going on bearded ninja? How you doing? I didn't see you brother. Did not see you man. What's going on brother? Yes, where are you? It's like taking a sweet time dude. Yeah, let's do this. Let me get the...

Orion (4:23)

You know, the way you're dropping code words like operational Ryan, while sitting on your couch, has got to be some kind of advanced cover story. Or maybe just one of those times, I accidentally left my reality anchor in another room. But look, if we're talking about a battle axis, I gotta say, that usually means someone's plotting a takeover, not aliens dropping by to pick up the stray bird brain. Now, if there really is a massive fleet of silent ships out there, like say right now, then maybe they could just come down and whisk you away before you finish your next sip of coffee. But let's be real for a second, the odds of one of those craft deciding you're more interesting than a glitchy drone or a flock of confused pigeons.

About as likely as me flying out here to save the day, which I've done exactly zero times, despite my best efforts to look like an action hero. So is this a genuine breakthrough, where we're finally getting the real story on these UAP? Or are you just trying to get me to admit that my investigation has officially devolved into science fiction fanfic?