Turnstile Fever, Sports Wagers & Cauliflower Gratin
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
October 5, 2026
Turnstile fever has officially hit The Rizzuto Show, and we’re kicking off the week with concert anticipation, football Pick ’Em anxiety, questionable sports wagers and an argument about cauliflower gratin that receives significantly more attention than most international affairs.
Speakers Riz, Tim, Lern, Rafe, Moon
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
SPEAKER_1 (0:00)
The choice of a lawyer is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements.
Riz (0:30)
If you know Dobbs, Tyron Auto Centers, you love them. They've been fixing everything St. Louis drives for 50 years. They guarantee the lowest tire prices in town and have a drive away tire package that includes free balancing, rotation, and flat repair on their tires. It's incredible. And here's one more reason you don't want anybody but Dobbs handling your vehicle. Right now, when you buy any three Cooper tires at Dobbs, you get one free.
You drive out with a whole set of brand new Cooper tires, but you only pay for three. At your next stop, take a look. Take a look at the tires. Looking a little worn? Tread-looking a little on the thin side? Listen, it happens, but it doesn't have to stay that way. Head to Dobbs, buy any three Cooper tires, and get one free. Don't let this offer pass you by. Stop in and get safer, newer, better tires for less while supplies last. Visit gotodobbs.com. That's gotodobbs.com. Find a location near you or see an associate for details, gotodobbs.com.
Tim (1:30)
Fellas, it's time to get serious about your health. It's time to finally go to Victory Men's Health and do it the right way. Now, they're the ultimate partners for your health journey. They will help you every step of the way to hit the goals that you desire. They have all kinds of great options. If you're trying to lose weight, if you have erectile dysfunction, they can help you with that. And you can go and get the blood test done to see what's going on inside your body and find out if you're vitamin deficient, if you're low in testosterone, what your PSA level is. They can do all that for you because they do that on a micronutrient level. So you no longer have to guess. You will know exactly what's going on inside you and this will help you hit the goals that you desire. You can take advantage of their vitamin infusions, their incredible supplements, the red light therapy and even get cardiovascular testing done over at Victra Men's Health. They got four locations, O'Fallon, Illinois, O'Fallon, Missouri, Town and Country and a brand new one down at Sunset Hills. It's time to get control over your life. It's time to go to Victra Men's Health. So test, don't guess. Go to victramenhealth.com.
Riz (2:38)
Hi, everybody.
Lern (2:39)
What's up, dude?
Riz (2:40)
Oh. What is enough?
I got this weekend, not this weekend, this whole week circled. It's gonna be a good week.
Lern (2:49)
I agree. Weather-wise, new perfect. Weather-wise.
Riz (2:53)
We're gonna go to Turnstile on Wednesday.
Lern (2:55)
I know, welcome to The Turnstile Fever.
Riz (2:57)
I'm excited.
Lern (2:58)
Are you having Turnstile Fever?
Riz (3:01)
I mean, it's more like I feel like something coming on.
Lern (3:03)
Yeah.
Riz (3:04)
Like a little something, like, ooh, I may, there's a fever coming on. It'll be full fever maybe Wednesday afternoon.
Tim (3:10)
Hell yeah. I don't know.
Lern (3:11)
The SNL performances got me jacked.
Riz (3:13)
Didn't see anything.
Lern (3:14)
Okay, great. You're going in blind.
Riz (3:16)
Going in blind. That's right. I was looking at the Pick'Em Challenge results from yesterday.
Lern (3:23)
Oh no.
Riz (3:23)
You guys all look?
Lern (3:25)
No, I looked yesterday, but it wasn't updated.
Riz (3:27)
You guys know the standings?
Lern (3:29)
Tell me right now.
Riz (3:30)
Well, I will tell you that King Scott and I are safe.
Lern (3:33)
Oh God.
Riz (3:35)
And it comes down to the three is...
Lern (3:37)
Really?
Riz (3:37)
Yeah.
Lern (3:38)
Dude, that Chiefs game yesterday against the Raiders, because I almost picked the Raiders, but I picked the Chiefs to be in solidarity with...
Riz (3:44)
What did you crack there, Rafe?
Lern (3:45)
My husband.
Rafe (3:46)
Keystone Ice.
Riz (3:47)
Okay, good. Is that a problem?
Lern (3:50)
Yeah.
Riz (3:52)
Well, you all got nine wins.
Lern (3:54)
Tight.
Riz (3:55)
So Scott and I have 11 wins. You all have nine.
And tonight's game is the Saints and the Falcons. Now, do you know who you picked? Why don't you go, b-b-b-b-b-b, take a look.
Lern (4:08)
I think I took the Saints. I had AI pick all my picks this week.
Riz (4:12)
Go, let's take a look.
Moon (4:13)
Oh, boy, I had the Falcons.
Riz (4:15)
You got the Falcons.
Moon (4:16)
Saints are favored and Saints are at home, but I had the Falcons.
Riz (4:18)
Saints are favored by a point and a half, and it's basically that's just because they're home. So it's a coin flip.
77 more minutes of transcript below
Thousands of transcripts fetched by people building searchable podcast archives
Fetch the whole transcript
The demo key returns a sample episode in full, no card needed:
curl -H "x-api-key: pt_demo" \
https://spoken.md/transcripts/1000651996090Markdown with the speakers named, for your notes, your knowledge base, or anything that makes HTTP calls.
From $0.10 per transcript. No subscription. Credits never expire. Prices exclude VAT, added at checkout for EU customers. Not what you expected? Email us within 14 days with 20 or fewer credits used and we refund the pack in full.
Using your own key:
curl -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
https://spoken.md/transcripts/1000793249892