Trump Just RUINED The Knicks Game Parties - H3 After Dark #69

**Kate Josefowitz** (0:00)
Hi Diva, it's Rachel.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:01)
And Jordan, yeah, hi.

**David Fucks** (0:02)
Quick question.

**Kate Josefowitz** (0:03)
Why are you not spending your Venmo balance? Yeah, we're concerned. You can like buy stuff with it. Ugh, you love buying stuff. And earn cash back on eligible purchases.

**David Fucks** (0:11)
You love purchasing eligible things.

**Kate Josefowitz** (0:14)
So the money your friend sent you yesterday, that's today's ramen, or ride share, or eye patches.

**David Fucks** (0:19)
The skincare kind, not the pyro kind.

**Kate Josefowitz** (0:21)
Spend with Venmo, and you can earn cash back with Venmo Stash. Venmo Stash bundle terms and exclusions apply.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:25)
Max $100 cash back per month.

**Kate Josefowitz** (0:26)
See terms at venmo.me slash stash terms. Any verification required to use a Venmo Balance.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:38)
Happy Monday.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:39)
Oh, let that intro cook a little bit.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:45)
Do you remember the Bernie dance? No.
Where you just go like this, and wiggle your arms, like a dead body.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:53)
Oh, yeah, okay.

**Harley Morenstein** (0:56)
Was a huge fan of that one.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:58)
You still do that. I almost knocked something off my desk.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:03)
Oh, I love it. Hello, everyone.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:06)
It's Monday.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:10)
Oh, you can get lost doing that one.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:12)
Yeah, I know. And it gets crazy. Like, if you leave that song on, it hits another level.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:17)
Yeah, yeah. No, but even that dance, I meant like you can get caught up in a lube.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:21)
Bernie?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:22)
Oh, yeah. Like, you can get, let's say you put yourself in a cave hole.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:28)
With Bernie.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:29)
You're like asking to be a satellite.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:32)
Wait, what's a satellite?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:33)
No, just like you're in space.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:35)
I mean, oh, I see. I see. I see. So is that a drug term?
A drug term? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. Who knows?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:43)
I do heroin.
No, I don't. But remember when you thought I did? Or was it smoking crack? It was something I would never do.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:54)
It was meth. Really?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:55)
Oh, it was meth.

**Harley Morenstein** (1:56)
It was meth, right.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:57)
And I was like, really?

**SPEAKER_8** (1:59)
You haven't?

**Harley Morenstein** (1:59)
You don't?

**SPEAKER_7** (2:00)
Are you sure?

**Harley Morenstein** (2:01)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:02)
Yeah.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:02)
Listen.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:03)
Sorry to disappoint.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:04)
I have never done anything except drop a little weed. You know what I mean? So I can't.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:10)
Drop a little weed? What does that mean?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:13)
Drop a little, just, she dropped a little weed.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:15)
Like you tried to do it and you dropped it.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:18)
Just shoot some weed.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:19)
Yeah, she never ended up smoking it.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:20)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:22)
Yeah, I'm not really a big on drugs.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:24)
But I have lost on weed.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:26)
Yeah, I have lost possession of weed a couple of times.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:30)
I'll inject a weed now and again. I'll dabble like that.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:36)
Well, would you let like a chunk of weed, THC, leave a THC deposit inside your body that slowly releases the medicine?

**Harley Morenstein** (2:47)
What is that a thing?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:48)
It's a technology, maybe. No, weed doesn't do that.

**Harley Morenstein** (2:52)
It's like a gummy?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:54)
No, no, weed doesn't do that. They were saying that there's like a birth control where it would leave a deposit of the drug inside your body and release it so you don't have to take it.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:04)
No. I can't smoke. I told you, I can't smoke anymore. It makes me too anxious.
Just can't do it. It's such a bummer because now it's legal. Now it's legal everywhere.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:14)
You're so lucky.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:15)
Am I?

**SPEAKER_5** (3:16)
Yeah, I told you, I love getting scared. Do too much edible and I can't order my own tickets at the movie theater.
I'm there with my buddy who drinks and eats out of the garbage can. I'm like, you talk to the teenager.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:28)
I don't know. I don't. Yeah, he would. I don't understand how you do it.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:32)
Let's get the hell out of here.

**Harley Morenstein** (3:33)
Like specifically getting scared.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:36)
That was sick execution of that soundbite, by the way. Thank you.
I just knew it. You know, at one point I was like, he's going to. I don't even know what he's going to do with this. He'll figure it out at some point.