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Trevor Noah: A Joke About Horror Movies

Netflix Is A Daily Joke

November 14, 2026

Trevor Noah jokes about horror movies in his Netflix special, "I Wish You Would".

Speakers Trevor Noah

TopicsStand-UpComedyTV & Film

Trevor Noah (0:05)

You can make the dumbest decisions in horror movies, I don't get it. My favorite is when people just have to hide. That's all they have to do, they just have to hide and shut up.

For an hour and a half, they can't do it. Like in that movie, A Quiet Place, have you watched that? One of my favorite movies of all time. The one with the aliens, they don't see anything, they just use echo location to figure out where everyone is.

They'll just be there, chilling. They'll be sitting there playing Xbox quietly. No.

There's always that baby. And there will always be the moment where you can see the monster's given up, you know? The moment where the monster's like...

And just as it's about to leave, just as it's about to go, there's always one idiot, one idiot who jumps up like, I can't take it anymore! Come get me! You deserved it.

Because I never got it, right? I never understood. Why? All you have to do is wait. You just stay inside for long enough, and the danger will subside. Why can't you do it? Why is it so hard to just stay inside? And then the pandemic hit. I was like, oh, now I get it. Watch Trevor Noah. I Wish You Would. Only on Netflix.

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