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**Johnny Cann** (1:57)
Hi, everyone, welcome to That's Spooky, I'm Johnny.

**Tyler Hyde** (1:59)
And I'm Tyler.

**Johnny Cann** (2:00)
And this is a weekly podcast that's not following the World Cup, but hear me out, I might actually show up to an event or two if they had a little display, maybe a museum area that people could come to, and it's World Cups, like the World's Cups.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:18)
Like cups from different parts of the world.

**Johnny Cann** (2:20)
Exactly, like a display, like a traveling, not like a Ripley's, I mean, maybe. Cups, believe it or not.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:28)
Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (2:29)
Why not?

**Tyler Hyde** (2:29)
I love looking at cups.

**Johnny Cann** (2:31)
I do too.
I don't know, that kind of shit really gets me going. It interests me. I would love a ceramics through the ages display.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:39)
It exists.

**Johnny Cann** (2:40)
Through the ages, through the territories, whatever.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:44)
I think the Gardner Museum here probably has something like that.

**Johnny Cann** (2:47)
Yeah, they do. But I really think that World's Cups is a great idea. And it's a great way to bring people that don't give a fuck about the sports out to the things.

**Tyler Hyde** (2:55)
And it's kind of a great way to bank on a trend, you know? It's like when the—I don't remember the name of the movie company, but they were pretty notorious in the 2000s for putting out movies that sounded like very popular movies. Oh, yeah. Like Transmorphers, when Transformers was very popular.

**Johnny Cann** (3:15)
There was like a really notable Paranormal Activity one that they did as well, right?

**Tyler Hyde** (3:19)
Probably. They did everything. These movies were shit.

**Johnny Cann** (3:22)
Paranormal Circumstances or something like that.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:26)
They were just created to trick parents and grandmas and shit into buying these movies, thinking they were buying The Blockbuster or the really famous movie when, in fact, they were just buying a shitty knockoff. And it worked. They made a lot of money. So I feel like Worlds' Cups could be a similar business model. Totally. You want to buy a ticket to the Worlds' Cups?

**Johnny Cann** (3:50)
Yeah.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:51)
Well, here you go. Let's go.

**Johnny Cann** (3:53)
That's the thing. It's like, if you ever receive an email from like, That's a spooky podcast. It's not us.

**Tyler Hyde** (3:59)
No, it's true. Yeah.

**Johnny Cann** (4:01)
That's spooky podcast with only like one S in the middle. That's not us.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:06)
Yeah. It's the Mario hosted one. That's a spooky.

**Johnny Cann** (4:11)
Yeah.
Good for Mario. He needed to branch out.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:15)
It's true.

**Johnny Cann** (4:15)
Yeah. He could do, that's a spooky or pasta spooky.

**SPEAKER_6** (4:20)
Pasta spooky?

**Johnny Cann** (4:22)
There you go.

**Tyler Hyde** (4:23)
Okay. We're really running out of ideas here.

**Johnny Cann** (4:27)
I'm just getting started.
Baby, I'm not just a have rack over here. Let me let you know. Anyway, welcome to the show, everyone. Hope you're doing well. This is some necessary levity before we get into the murky bullshit of it all.