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Josh Widdicombe (1:41)

Hello and welcome to Footballing Hell with...

Rob Beckett (1:45)

Honey, can you say Rob Beckett?

SPEAKER_2 (1:49)

Rob Beckett.

Rob Beckett (1:51)

Can you say Josh Widdicombe?

SPEAKER_3 (1:54)

Josh Widdicombe.

Rob Beckett (1:55)

Well done.

Rob Beckett (1:57)

Hello.

Rob Beckett (1:58)

Hello.

Rob Beckett (1:58)

What's happening here? Is this a new feature, Michael?

Michael (2:01)

So we have had the wife of a former Premier League footballer send in a voicemail. She's got her husband to do it because she's such a big fan of the show. Now, it's incredibly difficult to guess that off the back of my head.

Rob Beckett (2:16)

We've made it even harder, I think, because at least before it was like, who could Rob get access to?

Josh Widdicombe (2:21)

No, but now you're going as a former Premier League footballer, his wife's Northern.

Rob Beckett (2:25)

Oh yeah, that narrows it down.

Josh Widdicombe (2:29)

I'm thinking you played for one of the big Northwest teams.

SPEAKER_9 (2:31)

Are you going in this dry with no Vaseline of clues?

Josh Widdicombe (2:35)

Well, is that right, Michael?

Michael (2:37)

So we're going to play a game of Who Am I? So you do get one loobless Vaseline free guess, so you can just swing for the fences and it won't count.

Josh Widdicombe (2:46)

Can we hear it again?

Rob Beckett (2:47)

Can we hear it again?

Michael (2:48)

Yeah, you can hear it one more time.

Rob Beckett (2:51)

Honey, can you say Rob Beckett?

SPEAKER_2 (2:55)

Rob Beckett.

Rob Beckett (2:57)

Can you say Josh Widdicombe? Josh Widdicombe.

SPEAKER_1 (3:01)

Well done.

Josh Widdicombe (3:02)

He sounded Australian first time out, but he didn't on the-

SPEAKER_9 (3:05)

Can you say, it's really Northern, isn't it?

Josh Widdicombe (3:08)

Yeah, so I think-

SPEAKER_1 (3:09)

He sounds Australian, didn't he?

Josh Widdicombe (3:10)

Yeah, I think she's from Manchester and he's from Australia.

Rob Beckett (3:15)

I think it's Harry Kuehl.

Josh Widdicombe (3:16)

Oh, she's from Emmerdale.

Rob Beckett (3:19)

The only Aussie that I know that married a sort of Northern English person is Harry Kuehl off the top of my head, but we'll go for some clues.

Josh Widdicombe (3:27)

Then I think Harry Kuehl is coaching somewhere insane at the moment.

Rob Beckett (3:31)

Yeah, but hey, this podcast is global.

Josh Widdicombe (3:34)

This podcast is global, but I don't think they'd be together during the season.

Rob Beckett (3:39)

OK, right.

Michael (3:40)

OK, so you can both have one guess, blind guess.

Josh Widdicombe (3:44)

So Rob's got Harry Kuehl, which is a great guess because it all fits.

Rob Beckett (3:48)

No lube, no lube guess, kill.

Josh Widdicombe (3:50)

OK, I...

Rob Beckett (3:51)

What's your no lube?

Josh Widdicombe (3:53)

Well, I'm just trying to think on Australian. I'm... Oh, I'm going to go with Mark Schwartzer.

Rob Beckett (4:00)

OK.

Josh Widdicombe (4:01)

I mean, he played for Middlesbrough, didn't he?

Rob Beckett (4:03)

We don't even know if he's Australian, really. We're really just hoping.

Josh Widdicombe (4:05)

What, Mark Schwartzer?

SPEAKER_3 (4:06)

He is.

SPEAKER_9 (4:06)

No, the person he's...

SPEAKER_3 (4:07)

Oh, right.