Tom Schwartz - H3 Show #314

Hila Klein (0:01)

Into the wild, the Caltier panther encounters a shimmering crocodile, a lonely love bird, a breathless zebra, and a restless tiger.

Ethan Klein (0:21)

The dollar!

Tom Schwartz (0:23)

2026!

Kiana Carroll (0:26)

The fifth!

Ethan Klein (0:28)

10-5-26. Yeah, that's right. It's Halloween time, baby.

And it's an H3 show. Come back to the lobby.

SPEAKER_6 (0:39)

Sounding like an angel is.

Ethan Klein (0:42)

We got the H3 crank because it's hot.

Today, we're sponsored by PrizePix. Thank you so much to them. Keep it going for another week of great shows. Am I right? Am I right? You're right. Thank you. Thank you. Keep it going, Dan. Keep it going.

Keep it going.

Tom Schwartz (1:09)

Keep it going, Dan! Dan?

Ethan Klein (1:21)

Love is crawling under the desk.

Kiana Carroll (1:23)

He's the best clapper.

Ethan Klein (1:28)

Oh, he's running out of steam.

AB Ayoade (1:29)

Up and down, up and down.

Lena Nersisyan (1:30)

He's going with levels.

Ethan Klein (1:33)

Oh, love stepping in. It's a clapping tag team of champions. And he's collapsed. Well done, Dan.

Well done.

Lena Nersisyan (1:43)

Now it's our turn to clap.

AB Ayoade (1:45)

Yeah.

Lena Nersisyan (1:45)

For Dan, not the show.

AB Ayoade (1:46)

For the clapping king.

Ethan Klein (1:49)

We've got a lot to get to today, guys. We got the, there's all these crazy Kaisenat stuff going around, which I want to talk about. Just fill y'all in, you know? And then also, there's really funny, I like to make fun of Kaisenat's new clothing line that he like took a, his paused his whole streaming career to make, like Yeezy knockoffs, which is fun. I like to make fun of that for him.

Yeah. This Friday, we're starting Spooky Time. We're going to be reviewing the Halloween, not the Halloween, just Halloween, right? Yeah.

Featuring the original Jugga Bell, Jugga Lee Curtis. Isn't she known for being buxom? No. No.

Lena Nersisyan (2:40)

I don't know. Maybe back in the day, was she?

Ethan Klein (2:43)

I'm not that old.

Olivia (2:43)

I mean, I know she was like a heartthrob. I do know that.

Ethan Klein (2:46)

She was buxom. I thought she was known for having a big buxom.

AB Ayoade (2:49)

I've never heard that term before.

Olivia (2:51)

Actually, if I'm not mistaken, I do have like a super hot visual of her in Halloween. Isn't she like in a bra?

Ethan Klein (2:58)

Yeah, she was she.

Nate Nathan (2:59)

No, she's never in a bra in Halloween.

Olivia (3:00)

No, her friends are.

Ethan Klein (3:01)

No, she had she's known for having a nice set.

Olivia (3:04)

But maybe we're misremembering and thinking of her in a Halloween movie.

Nate Nathan (3:08)

She is in a movie where she's famously in a white bra.

Ethan Klein (3:12)

Is Jamie Lee Curtis known for having a nice set of jobs?

Olivia (3:17)

Okay.

Ethan Klein (3:18)

Well, I'm just I don't know how to word it.

Olivia (3:21)

I mean, that is perfect. Let's see.

Ethan Klein (3:22)

Yes. If by nice set of jugs, you mean she was known for having a notably full bust. This is historically accurate.

Oh, yeah.

Kiana Carroll (3:31)

I heard herself.

Ethan Klein (3:32)

Curtis herself famously described her young body as having quote, very big breasts in 2002 More magazine interview while discussing the difference between her real body and the highly polished Hollywood image of her body.

Her figure was also a significant part of her public image in the 80s and 90s, particularly in films such as Perfect and True Lies. The Washington Post notes that she was long known for her body as well as her acting. So in blunt terms, yes. Jamie Lee Curtis was widely regarded as having a very attractive, substantial bust.

Gabe Poirier (4:05)

Substantial?

Ethan Klein (4:07)

Would you say she was buxom?

AB Ayoade (4:11)

It's going to be like, what's that?

Ethan Klein (4:13)

Yeah, right.

AB Ayoade (4:14)

What the fuck is that?

Ethan Klein (4:16)

Yes, buxom would be a reasonable description, especially in her younger years. Chill, Chad GBT. Agest. See, I know things.

Now that we got that out of the way.

Dan Bilzerian (4:32)

Wait, Pooh Olivia's still...

Olivia (4:34)

She's still, she's still super hot and still flaunting my queen.

Caller/Unknown (4:38)

Well, here she's just...

Olivia (4:39)

I don't know if she's actually my queen. This was her last year, though.

Ethan Klein (4:42)

She's still on... She's still got them on display.

Olivia (4:45)

She's still hot.

Gabe Poirier (4:45)

She's still highlighting the masses.

Olivia (4:47)

How old?

Ethan Klein (4:47)

What's her age?