Tom Papa: A Joke About Big Dogs And Heartbreak
Netflix Is A Daily Joke
October 11, 2026
Tom Papa jokes about big dogs and heartbreak in his Netflix special, "Home Free".
Speakers Tom Papa
Tom Papa (0:05)
I can't have that much love without getting your heart broken. It's the same as when people buy those big dogs. I never understand these people. They get these giant dogs, they're all filled with fur and love, and they take over the whole house, and everyone falls in love with them, and they're dead in three months. I couldn't take that kind of heartbreak. I need something small and shitty that's just gonna twitch and pee on itself for 25 years. Losing limbs one at a time, eyes popping out. I'm still with you, Tommy. I'm still with you.
I have a friend that just got a Great Dane. Are you high? A Great Dane? That dog should come with a shovel.
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