Tom Brady Needs Attention – July 21, 2026

**Drew Lane** (0:00)
You're listening to The Drew Lane Show.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:02)
When he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, Oh my God, that's unbelievable.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:12)
Of course, talking about Arnold Palmer's penis, I imagine, there at the intro.

**Drew Lane** (0:16)
No, he's talking about yours.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:17)
Which is always worthy. Oh, is he talking about mine? Oh my God, that's so, of course, it's the intro. It's gotta be about me.

**Trudi Daniels** (0:22)
Seems like maybe he should have been in Friction magazine.
Maybe so. Golf edition.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:29)
That was a new discovery yesterday, Friction magazine. We were not familiar with that.

**Drew Lane** (0:33)
Thanks to that star. What was your favorite actress name?

**BranDon** (0:36)
Randy Spears. And I already got people messaging the Boner line, 20966-perfect, that have said, Oh yeah, Randy Spears, of course.

**Drew Lane** (0:44)
Bunch of creeps.

**Trudi Daniels** (0:45)
Of course.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:46)
Randy Spears fired off some amazing ropes back in the day. I take it.

**BranDon** (0:50)
I don't know if he was really known for ropes. I think it was more known for being muscular and sexy.

**Drew Lane** (0:57)
I can't wait to hear all these fake voices you did on the Boner Line. Oh yeah, Brandon was totally right.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:04)
Everybody knows who Spears is.

**Trudi Daniels** (1:06)
That's an interesting subculture of people who know who porn stars from old days are.

**BranDon** (1:10)
I just searched Randy Spears in our Boner Line, and look it, back in 2021, hey, has retired porn star Randy Spears commented on Britney Spears? So people have known about Randy for years, dude.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:23)
Are they related?

**BranDon** (1:25)
I don't think so.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:27)
Randy and Whitney. I love that Brandon shows respect to the male porn stars. Nobody gives these guys respect. I mean, it's like there's John Holmes and there's nobody for me.

**BranDon** (1:36)
There's only a handful. People know of the icons, the Ron Jeremy's.

**Trudi Daniels** (1:40)
Come on. Oh, yeah, Ron Jeremy.

**Drew Lane** (1:42)
If you know more than Ron Jeremy, Peter North, and Johnny Wad. Johnny Sings.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:49)
To me, there's Johnny Wad and then there's everybody else. I mean, those movies where he's a private eye are just fucking great.

**Drew Lane** (1:58)
That's the Babe Ruth of Port Stars, the first big star knowing this.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:02)
No, I was just watching something on him like two weeks ago, and I was just enthralled. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff about the rise and fall of Johnny Wad.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:13)
So to speak.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:13)
John Holmes, yeah, because, you know, he had a hell of a career going, and he was just a regular guy from shit. He's from Ohio.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:20)
Oh, really?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:21)
What town?

**Drew Lane** (2:23)
Just a regular guy.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:24)
I can't remember what town it was, but I think it was near you.

**Trudi Daniels** (2:29)
Really? Yeah. Chiron or Milan or?

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:33)
Wait, where was Dean Martin from?

**Trudi Daniels** (2:34)
Oh, Steubenville. I think he's from Steubenville.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:36)
I want to say Steubenville, but that could be wrong. It might have been somebody else.

**Drew Lane** (2:39)
I'm watching a lot of older stuff.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:41)
I didn't have sex with a porn star.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:43)
But he had a single mom. He went out to UCLA and got that California life going. And the next thing you know, he's from Asheville.

**Trudi Daniels** (2:51)
Oh, yeah, that's kind of the same area.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:54)
Yeah, it is.

**Drew Lane** (2:55)
South of Columbus.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:56)
And then he got married and he started getting a porn. Damn it.

**BranDon** (3:03)
Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you got to do porn.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:06)
I remember he got in porn, but he tried to act like-

**Drew Lane** (3:08)
He was unemployed recovering from a collapsed lung. He frequented a men's card playing club in Gardenia where one evening he allegedly met a photographer standing next to him in a restroom urinal.

**Trudi Daniels** (3:18)
Oh, that's where the guy scouts at the urinal.

**Drew Lane** (3:21)
He didn't have to pee, he was just standing there, gave him his business card.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:24)
I didn't really buy that story, but he starts doing porn and he's acting like, hey, look, I got to put food on the table. I mean, what's the big problem? And his first wife did not like the porn thing at all.

**Drew Lane** (3:35)