Today I Cringed Up | Reading Reddit Stories

**Shayne Topp** (0:30)
Ian and Damien, thank you for joining me.

**Tommy Bowe** (0:31)
Hello.

**Damien Haas** (0:32)
Thanks for having us, Shayne. Big fan of the show.

**Shayne Topp** (0:33)
Thanks, Damien. Tommy, clearly you did mess up one of these recent days because look at this.

**Tommy Bowe** (0:44)
Okay, so I slipped down the stairs outside of my apartment.

**Shayne Topp** (0:47)
Okay.

**Tommy Bowe** (0:47)
And my neighbor was there to hear me go, whoa, and I had bags of shit, and so I like threw them up in the air. It was like an ordeal. And then, you know, of course the ankle pop of it all, and I was like, uh-oh.
And then from inside his apartment, he goes, whoa, you good? So that was my recent cringe experience. And then I just sat there like this.
Like waiting for that like broken pain to show up. It never did, I just sprained it. But he was like, do you want ibuprofen? That doesn't work immediately. Yeah, they'll just walk it off.

**Shayne Topp** (1:23)
Yeah, you're in shock. Do you want some Tylenol?

**Tommy Bowe** (1:25)
Yeah.

**Shayne Topp** (1:26)
Yeah, for our audio listeners, Tommy is in a boot.

**Tommy Bowe** (1:29)
I'm in a little boot and also a little strap. But my little toes are poking out and it's real cute.

**Shayne Topp** (1:33)
Ding, ding.

**Damien Haas** (1:33)
Can you imagine a paramedic showing up and being like, oh my God, this is so cringe, dude. Oh my God, I can't believe he did that.

**Shayne Topp** (1:40)
So embarrassing.

**Damien Haas** (1:41)
Wow, a heart attack at your age?

**Tommy Bowe** (1:46)
Wait, wait, I got a good picture of this.

**Damien Haas** (1:49)
Yeah, guys, I know. I know. I see it. He's right here.

**Tommy Bowe** (1:52)
He's live streaming.

**Shayne Topp** (1:53)
What's up, Snapchat? Oh, man.

**Damien Haas** (1:56)
Now known as StairsBoy on TikTok.

**Tommy Bowe** (1:58)
Oh, God.

**Damien Haas** (1:59)
Oh, guys, I'm used to StairsWhoa audio.

**Tommy Bowe** (2:02)
And I get trapped into the algorithm, so I have to constantly throw myself down the stairs to be successful.

**Damien Haas** (2:06)
Yup, that's Tron.

**Shayne Topp** (2:07)
I know that. All right, well, should we hop into some Tfue stories?

**Tommy Bowe** (2:13)
Shayne, I can't hop. Please be kind to me.

**Shayne Topp** (2:16)
You can hop with one leg.

**Tommy Bowe** (2:17)
Yeah, I can't.

**Shayne Topp** (2:19)
That was my problem when I broke my ankle. I got so good at hopping around on my left foot, my left leg, that when I went to physical therapy after, they're like, we have to train your right leg to match your left leg.

**Damien Haas** (2:31)
Wow.

**Shayne Topp** (2:31)
Your left leg is like so fucking strong and cool.

**Damien Haas** (2:34)
They just taught you how to hop again?

**Shayne Topp** (2:36)
It just was like, I didn't just hop around on my right leg now for a few days.

**Damien Haas** (2:39)
I thought this was what you did.

**Tommy Bowe** (2:40)
Yeah.

**Damien Haas** (2:40)
Oh shit, we trained you wrong.

**Tommy Bowe** (2:42)
Yeah.

**Damien Haas** (2:42)
It's so cringe.

**Shayne Topp** (2:43)
I know. It is pretty cringey, but I love it.
Anyways, I accidentally glanced at the title of this first story before we started rolling, it made me laugh.

**Damien Haas** (2:52)
Look at the glanced bass over here.

**Shayne Topp** (2:54)
That was awesome. That was awesome.
I'm more of a glance Armstrong, but yeah.

**Damien Haas** (3:01)
Dude, sick dude.

**Shayne Topp** (3:03)
Yeah, thanks, thanks. All right. Okay. This is from a Today I Fucked Up. Posted a couple of years ago.
Today I fucked up by walking in on my parents passionately fucking.

**Damien Haas** (3:19)
Oh, good for them. Good for them.

**Tommy Bowe** (3:22)
Well, that's, you know, at least they're still passionate with each other.

**Shayne Topp** (3:25)
Something about the passionately makes me laugh so hard.

**Damien Haas** (3:27)
Oh, Diane.

**Tommy Bowe** (3:29)
It's just, you know. Ken.

**Damien Haas** (3:33)
There's, you know, there is someone godly noises there. Okay.

**Shayne Topp** (3:38)
Title says it mostly, I accidentally walked in on my dad going down on my mom. This just happened like 15 minutes ago.
I was playing Fallout 4 cringe.

**Tommy Bowe** (3:50)
Yeah.

**Damien Haas** (3:51)
Yeah.

**Tommy Bowe** (3:52)
Yeah.

**Shayne Topp** (3:55)
I'm kidding.

**Tommy Bowe** (3:56)
You just shot Emily with that.

**Shayne Topp** (3:59)
I really like Fallout 4 I did see a TikTok yesterday where someone's like, I've had jobs more entertaining than Fallout 4

**Tommy Bowe** (4:07)
Whoa.

**Damien Haas** (4:08)