To Catch a Cheater – Whose Underwear Is in Their Laundry?

Jubal Flagg (0:00)

Kevin is on the phone today for To Catch A Cheater, and he thinks that his wife of seven years named Natalie might be messing around, so we'll see if we can catch her, if she is. But first, Kevin, that sucks, man. I'm sorry you're going through, but why do you think your wife's cheating on you?

Kevin (0:14)

Well, I mean, I found another man's underwear in our laundry. Oh.

Well. Yeah, and my wife's explanation was basically that underwear sometimes travels.

Jubal Flagg (0:25)

All right. Like it's just flew to your house?

Nina (0:28)

What does that mean? Interesting.

Kevin (0:30)

I don't know.

Nina (0:32)

I don't know.

Jubal Flagg (0:33)

Okay.

Kevin (0:33)

And she's become like very territorial about the laundry, but she doesn't want me going near it or even helping around moving anything to the dryer or anything like that.

Jubal Flagg (0:43)

Weird.

Kevin (0:44)

And yeah.

Jubal Flagg (0:45)

And this only happened after you found the under...

Kevin (0:49)

What's been going on for a little while recently? I've noticed, I don't know. Well, first of all, let's just get out that this underwear is just not my brand, not my size, okay?

Jubal Flagg (1:00)

Yeah, that's strange.

Kevin (1:00)

We don't have kids, we don't have kids or anything like that. So it just doesn't make any sense. And when I asked her, she was like, yeah, she has no idea what got there. And you know, I mean, men's underwear just doesn't migrate like this.

Natalie (1:16)

It doesn't make any sense.

Nina (1:18)

No, it really doesn't.

Jubal Flagg (1:19)

Yeah, no, usually, yeah.

Nina (1:20)

There's a male that leaves it somewhere.

Kevin (1:23)

But on top of that, she's been having more like girls nights out lately. Oh, well, that's suspicious, though.

Nina (1:31)

Yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure.

Jubal Flagg (1:33)

Okay.

Well, I mean, that's the sound suspect. Definitely.

Kevin (1:38)

Yeah, it sounds really bad.

Jubal Flagg (1:39)

And she's given no explanation on where the other underwear could have come from. No.

Kevin (1:46)

I mean, I'm telling you, she gets mad if I even move clothes from the washer to the dryer, like even if I just help a little bit. Really?

Jubal Flagg (1:55)

All right. Well, right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater, and if you're just joining us, Kevin is on the phone and he thinks that his wife of seven years named Natalie might be messing around. So we'll see if we can catch her if she is. But first, Kevin, why don't you refresh our memory on why you think she might be cheating?

Kevin (2:13)

Well, I mean, the biggest one, I found another man's underwear in our laundry. My wife's explanation was basically that underwear sometimes travels.

Jubal Flagg (2:21)

That's a terrible.

Nina (2:22)

I'm so sorry. That's such a ridiculous explanation.

Jubal Flagg (2:24)

And you said she's been going out for more girls' nights and things like staying out late lately and things like that. And then all of a sudden, underwear shows up in your laundry.

Kevin (2:33)

I'm sorry, I was not funny at all.

Jubal Flagg (2:36)

Yeah. All right. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you. We're about to call her and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member at and tell her that she's this month's lucky winner of a thinking of you gift box. And we'll see if she sends that to you or to somebody else. OK? OK. All right. Here we go.

Hello. Hi, this is Corbett calling from S**t Grocers. I was looking for our rewards card member named Natalie.

Natalie (3:03)

This is she.

Jubal Flagg (3:04)

Hi, Natalie. Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually going to say congratulations. You're this month's big winner. Thank you so much for shopping with us and I hope you can hear us celebrating over here.

Natalie (3:16)

Is this for real or are you guys like a...

Jubal Flagg (3:21)

It is 100 percent real. I don't know if you know this or not, but every single month we choose one rewards card member completely at random to say thank you very much for being such a loyal customer and you're this month's lucky winner. And this month we're giving away a thinking of you gift box, kind of a snack box. It's got a bunch of gourmet cheeses and gourmet crackers and wine and all the good stuff that you can find at our store.

Completely free. Yeah, completely free. And it also comes with a card and you can send it to anybody that you want. Absolutely free. Like I said, it's a $316 value actually.