Tim Dillon: A Joke About Obligatory Opinions

**Tim Dillon** (0:04)
I don't know how to fix the Middle East.
I thought about it on the way here. But I have nothing, I don't. I don't. But you gotta have an opinion, no matter your level of education. It's your job, you're an American. I have friends that call me from Long Island, they go, I don't know what's going on over there, but here's what I think. And I'm like, sure, you're a DJ, what are we gonna do?
You sell Molly in an Applebee's parking lot? Where do you, what do you think we should do? Like when this whole thing happened, when Hamas, you know, paraglided into Israel, which was fucked up, but it was new.
Well, it was, I thought it was the amazing race. I had no idea what it was.
True story, a day after that, I was in Malibu, California, and there was a guy paragliding on the beach. And I was like, sir, is this the time?
This isn't sensitive. And the thing is, it's like, you gotta have an opinion. I think it's good to have a fake opinion. You get in, you get passionate, you get out. In, you rev up, you get out. So as soon as that happened, I was going into places. I was like, that's fucked up! These people have been suffering for thousands of years, and they're like, which ones? And I'm like, ahhh!
I spend a lot of time in LA., and the problem is in LA., there are a lot of Jews that look Muslim, and Muslims that look Jewish. And it's a lot of like... And you'll sit down for lunch at a bar with these guys, you know, and they're tan, and they got a beard, could go either way. And they're all eating hummus, no help there.
And then it's just me, and they're, they look at me, they're like, what's going on over there is so fucked up. I'm like, yes. But tell me why. And they're like, the violence. I go, sure, but specifically. Which violence is the one? Because I agree with you. I'm, who do we hate? I'm in, you tell, you tell me who we hate. I'll do it, I'm with you. Kill them all. I'm with, who is all? I, yes, kill, kill, kill them all. Agreed. I'm sure, but who is all? The Tartarus, it's nice. All, all of, are we killing them in one place? Are they spread out? That'll help. Just tell me, tell me, give me a hint. Anything? What kind of hat and scarf combo? Do they like, I don't know. What is it? Watch Tim Dillon, I Am Your Mother, only on Netflix.