Tim Dillon: A Joke About Homeless People

**Tim Dillon** (0:04)
I like Austin because it's just the right amount of homeless people. LA has too many, some cities don't have enough. Austin has the Goldilocks just right amount of homeless people. Austin has just enough homeless people to change the course of a morning walk.
No.
When I grew up, not everybody was homeless. Everyone's homeless now. It's, I don't know what happened. When I grew up homeless, this was like three or four people, and they were fun. They were like fun. Remember when homeless people were fun? You would throw them nickels. They would do a jig, and you're like... Or was that Pigeon Bitch from the movie Who Looked Like Me? Remember her? But now homeless people, like, something's going on. Like, the homeless are not doing well. There's a lot of, like...
People are like, what's the solution? I'm like, oh, I don't even know what the problem is. I have no idea what's going on. They're like, it's a cost of living issue.
Wait, what? Yeah, it's the interest rates. What are you talking about? Yeah, it's the interest rates. That's why.
He needs a job. How would that even work? Welcome to Geico. It will meet your claims, rap, I guess.
L.A.'s got a whole area of the city called Skid Row, and you've all heard of it, and it's just tense. That's it. It's just all homeless people. And it comes in handy, because a friend of mine and his wife came in. They had never been to California. They're from Nashville. It was Halloween. She was so excited. His wife was like, Hey, y'all, are there any fun, haunted hay rides? I said, get in the car.
People were lunging at the car. She's like, it feels like we could die. I'm like, we could definitely die.
The LA. City Council has given up. This is how much they've given up. I swear to God, they considered giving you a tax credit if you opened your house to a homeless person. I swear to God, they were like, you got a house. What are we even talking about? You hate taxes, right? Yeah. Well, meet your son. He's 38 years old. He loves fentanyl. Hug your boy. Hug your boy. Now. Watch Tim Dillon, I Am Your Mother, only on Netflix.