'Til Drama Do Us Part | Reading Reddit Stories

**Shayne Topp** (0:00)
Thanks to DoorDash for sponsoring this episode. DoorDash makes showing up for the people you love easy. Needed that, delivered. DoorDash. Order now. Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shayne, and today's theme is weddings.
Specifically, wedding dilemmas.
And I'm joined by two dilemmas, Amanda and Angela.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (0:21)
I'll beat you up, buddy. You're the dilemma, honey.

**Angela Giarratana** (0:25)
The only dilemma I see is the man in the booth.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (0:28)
The only dilemma I see is the man in my sheets and the freak on the street. The only dilemma I see is the man I gotta listen to in front of me.

**Angela Giarratana** (0:36)
Dilemma is, I don't want him.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (0:37)
Yeah, dilemma is my ballin chain. Dilemma is, he's not sexy anymore. He put on the LBs over the years.
He said he's getting in the ice cream.

**Shayne Topp** (0:52)
What Tennessee Williams play are we stuck in right now?

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (0:56)
Well, you know, Mama always said, boys be boys, and they're getting on the LBs.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:03)
Well, Mama always said, get your pancakes out.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (1:06)
And I said, yeah. Yeah, Mama.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:10)
All right. Yeah, Mama.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (1:11)
Anyways.

**Shayne Topp** (1:12)
Hello. Hey, how's it going?

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (1:14)
You know, I'm feeling pink.

**Shayne Topp** (1:17)
Uh-huh.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:18)
Yeah.

**Shayne Topp** (1:18)
Feeling got some flowers here.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:20)
I'm feeling I'm so excited to do this with you guys, because I know both of you were married. I'm not married, but I just went through what I want to call the worst summer of my life, where I had nine weddings.

**Shayne Topp** (1:33)
You went to nine weddings in one summer.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:36)
It was spring and summer. This year. It was wedding season.

**Shayne Topp** (1:38)
But sorry, nine weddings in one year. Mind you, I've probably gone to maybe less than five weddings in my adult life.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:45)
Okay. I think it actually started in the fall. I think it started in the fall, the nine.

**Shayne Topp** (1:48)
But nine in- But nine in the span of 12 months.

**Angela Giarratana** (1:52)
Is and has been destructive to every part of me.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (1:57)
Do you have any money left?

**Shayne Topp** (1:59)
No.

**Angela Giarratana** (2:00)
That's why I'm chained to the set.

**Shayne Topp** (2:01)
Were you, how many were you a bridesmaid in?

**Angela Giarratana** (2:04)
I was a bridesmaid in two.
That's a lot. That's a lot, too. I don't have married friends. And all of a sudden, they all just went, let's just do it this year.

**Shayne Topp** (2:14)
In all of the weddings you both have been to, have there been any standout awkward moments or like, oh, this was the thing that went wrong?

**Angela Giarratana** (2:23)
Oh, I have so many.

**Shayne Topp** (2:24)
Because I feel like every wedding has something go-

**Angela Giarratana** (2:26)
Definitely.

**Shayne Topp** (2:26)
Slightly wrong.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:27)
Definitely.

**Angela Giarratana** (2:28)
I have so many.

**Shayne Topp** (2:29)
And obviously you probably can't repeat it because your friends might see this or whatever, but-

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:32)
There's like some jealousy, some like, yeah.

**Shayne Topp** (2:36)
Oh, whoa, okay.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:39)
I've definitely witnessed that.

**Angela Giarratana** (2:41)
I went to a wedding recently where they did a crazy thing. Shout out to an old Reddit Stories episode with you two, the B room.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:48)
Yes, B room.

**Shayne Topp** (2:49)
Oh, the B room is so funny.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (2:51)
It's so funny.

**Angela Giarratana** (2:52)
I went to a wedding recently that they had a camera set up in another room to just, and that was just rolling. And it was just in a separate room and they lit it.
And it was like catnip for me. I can't bring people in there and doing interviews.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (3:06)
That is so catnip for you.

**Shayne Topp** (3:08)
So they were just having that video to hold on to.

**Angela Giarratana** (3:10)
They were like, if you guys want to go do a shout out, we're gonna have this video rolling.

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (3:13)
You're like, a shout out? You mean a television show with Angela?

**Shayne Topp** (3:16)
50 years later, they're gonna pull it up and just be like, oh, so it's the Angela show.

**Angela Giarratana** (3:19)
No, it is. Me and then an open bar with that. It was, I brought all my friends and I made everyone do a group self-tape.
They're like, we all have to sleep!

**Amanda Lehan-Canto** (3:31)