Tigers Trade Tarik for Peanuts – August 2, 2026 artwork

Tigers Trade Tarik for Peanuts – August 2, 2026

The Drew Lane Show

August 3, 2026

Tarik Skubal is a LA Dodger, Eli Zaret joins us, Martha Reeves worst National Anthem ever, RIP Big P***y, Dirty Gary's Scatpodcast, Idaho Murders on Netflix, Jared Leto untouchable, Chelsea Handler v. Joe Rogan's money, and Maz quits baseball.
Speakers: Drew Lane, Roberto, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, BranDon, Eli Zaret, Jim Bentley, Piers Morgan, Bill Maher
**Drew Lane** (0:00)
Sources report that Tarik Skubal is being traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers.

**Roberto** (0:09)
Wow.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:11)
This is happening.

**Drew Lane** (0:13)
Two-time Cy Young Award winner will wear Dodger blue.

**Roberto** (0:16)
Good, then get the hell out of my life. Who needs you?

**Trudi Daniels** (0:19)
Beat it, leave me alone.

**Drew Lane** (0:23)
Yeah, meanwhile, the Tigers are ahead of Oakland, could win their third in a row, which make them 32 and 19 and they just blew three games. The Bullpen just blew, I mean, completely blew one, they blew two in June. I mean, they should be on like a 37 and 14 run right now. There's 32 and 19 is not bad. That's pretty fucking good actually.
But no more Tarik Skubal. But they got some prospects. So we have our commercials.

**Trudi Daniels** (0:49)
Oh, sorry. Different, there we go.
It's a new month.

**Drew Lane** (0:52)
All right, Jim Bentley, he doesn't sound positive that he has the bobblehead on his desk.

**Marc Fellhauer** (0:59)
Oh, talk about a choke.

**Drew Lane** (1:00)
He also claimed that he tied last month, but they gave it to the other guy. But then it turned out he had more, he closed more. So there is a little, there's a little method to the madness over there. I don't think Jim's bobblehead is for sure a thing yet. I'd love to see. He says he'll know Monday. He came today to get his check. They're opening up the bank so he can take his check in.

**BranDon** (1:22)
I know.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:24)
He was so mad you said that to him.

**Drew Lane** (1:26)
I think he said he was just going to go to the liquor store in cash.

**Marc Fellhauer** (1:29)
I told him, I said, why don't you tell Drew that you'll come at 8.55 tomorrow morning to get it? Or you would have been here yesterday at 8.55 in the morning to wake you up.

**Drew Lane** (1:38)
I think Kate was a little concerned. He read the text message from me saying, oh, there's a bank opening up for you today.
Jim, you don't have to have it today.

**Eli Zaret** (1:47)
Paycheck to paycheck.

**Jim Bentley** (1:49)
Yeah.

**Drew Lane** (1:51)
It's like a second.

**Jim Bentley** (1:52)
It works now.

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And Eli, oh my God, seems like we have more sports every week!

**Eli Zaret** (2:39)
Yeah, the funniest thing so far, not that the trade, but that Maz has given up on the Tigers, he's given up on the season.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:47)
According to his Twitter, yeah, he said MLB can go to hell. I'm done.

**Drew Lane** (2:51)
I don't think he's done.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:52)
Well, and then of course people point out. So I guess that means no more Champions Club tickets for you.

**Drew Lane** (2:57)
Oh, that frees up a lot of tickets for people. Yeah.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:59)
Yeah.

**Drew Lane** (3:00)
People are going to be happy about that.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:01)
Greg tweeted about it and I asked him, I go, so does this earn you an invite to the block party? Because Maz famously blocks people from Twitter.
And puts the hashtag block party.

**Trudi Daniels** (3:12)
Welcome to the block party.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:13)
So Greg wrote, no, I'm thankful I was part of the block party back in the 105 one day.
Got off the block party list a few years ago at a Lady Jane's events and then Maz replies, I'll still go to a game. I just don't care anymore. Oh, jeez.

**Trudi Daniels** (3:27)
Oh my. Which I don't believe.

**SPEAKER_12** (3:29)
So he'll still go for dinner. He just doesn't care about the game.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:32)
Yeah. So if he goes, he better wear the hat for the opposing team or the jersey of the opposing team.

**Eli Zaret** (3:39)
It's like the first time I saw the Meyer patch in their sleeve. I said, fuck this team. I'm done watching them.

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