Tiffany Haddish: A Joke About Surviving
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July 20, 2026
Tiffany Haddish jokes about surviving in her Netflix special, "Black Mitzvah".
Speakers Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish (0:06)
You know, what's crazy is, like, one of the things that I learned in life is, like, how to survive, right? Like, I'm a survivor. And when I was younger, when I was younger, it was so crazy, because, like, I would hook up with dudes because I was, like, so hungry. I was so, I weighed, like, 100 pounds, and I was starving. And I would, like, you know, go out for dinner and lunch and breakfast, and I was hungry. And I'd be like, oh, shoot, my cycle late. Oh, my God, what am I gonna do? And then I would just go to Six Flags, and I would get on every roller coaster, like, six or seven times, and I'd drink a 50 Hennessy, and then my cycle would start. That's how you do an abortion on a budget.
That was the late 1900s. Watch Tiffany Haddish, Black Mitzvah, only on Netflix.
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