Thursday, October 8th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave Hunter (0:00)

Coming up on Dave & Chuck the Freak, well, Ryan and I got some traffic tickets, but how did Jason get off?

SPEAKER_2 (0:06)

Oh, yeah.

Dave Hunter (0:08)

We'll get into that. Does Patrick Mahomes moan when he's tackled?

SPEAKER_3 (0:12)

No.

Dave Hunter (0:14)

Apparently Lisa thinks I write emails like Dolly Parton's jackass nephew. Yes, you do. Is that true?

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Well, I'm planning my perfect fall Saturday, apple picking.

SPEAKER_5 (1:54)

Nice, but somebody else picks them.

Dave Hunter (1:56)

OK.

Pumpkin Patch, somebody else gets the pumpkin hay ride. Well, you actually have to go on that one. Then take that off my list. So you want all a fall with none of the activity.

SPEAKER_7 (2:08)

Now you're getting it.

Dave Hunter (2:09)

Then I've got pumpkin spice and caramel apple five-hour energy. Go.

SPEAKER_5 (2:19)

Dave and Chuck the Freak. Email at daveandchuckthefreak.com.

Dave Hunter (2:36)

All right, it is the Thursday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. It is the 8th of October. Streaming live all across the globe.

SPEAKER_5 (2:48)

We hope.

SPEAKER_8 (2:50)

Not in Iran.

Dave Hunter (2:52)

I'm sure we're big in Iran.

SPEAKER_5 (2:54)

What?

SPEAKER_10 (2:55)

Why wouldn't we be?

SPEAKER_5 (2:57)

I got a couple of reasons.

SPEAKER_8 (2:59)

Probably not in Russia either.

Dave Hunter (3:01)

If you're in Iran, or Ukraine, or wherever you are, you want to watch us? I think the internet is off in some places.

SPEAKER_5 (3:05)

I think it was my point.

Dave Hunter (3:07)

daveandchuckthefreak.com/live.

SPEAKER_8 (3:09)

North Korea?

SPEAKER_9 (3:10)

daveandchuckthefreak.com.

Dave Hunter (3:13)

What's the weird place where top of the podcast charts? Liberia? Liberia was big for us.

We made 30 to 45 cents from Liberia. We get strange emails from all over the world, people that listen to us and reach out. It's just an odd thing.

Life, you know? Life, but thanks for listening. We appreciate it. It's nuts. All right, this came in to us through email, and you can email us anytime if you like. Email at daveandchuckthefreak.com. This lady says, love the show. Had something happen to me today that made me think of you guys right away. I was sitting in the lobby of my physical therapy office waiting for my appointment, where I'm the youngest one by about four decades that goes there.

SPEAKER_8 (4:00)

Yeah, that's how I feel at mine sometimes.

Dave Hunter (4:02)

All of a sudden, a giant boom. The whole building shakes. A senior on her way to her appointment was trying to pull into the handicapped spot, floored it by mistake, jumped the curb, slammed right into the building. Luckily, it's a brick building.

She didn't come barreling into the office, the wall stopped her. Wow. Everyone was okay.

Her car, amazingly, just looked like the front bumper was messed up. And then she carried on with her appointment like nothing happened.

SPEAKER_10 (4:40)

As they do.

Dave Hunter (4:42)

The elderly drivers are built different.

SPEAKER_10 (4:44)

Dangerous, dangerous spot, the physical therapy office. Oh my God. A lot of old people there.

Dave Hunter (4:49)

Thanks for the laughs. Watch out for seniors. Love you guys, Chelsea. Let's size up a place like that. Like where are the handicapped spots? When I went into the Cracker Barrel this summer with my family, I'm like, not near the window, thanks. Take a look around.