The World Is (Still) Drowning in Sludge

**Stephen Dubner** (0:01)
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Hey there, it's Stephen Dubner. Some news you may have missed, Congress is considering the Unsubscribe Act, a bill that would make it easier for consumers to cancel subscriptions. But as you are probably not surprised to learn, the bill is moving slowly. Why?
Well, there's an episode about that. We first published it a little over a year ago. I thought it might be nice to play it again now as a bonus episode. We have updated facts and figures where needed. As always, thanks for listening.
I have a story to tell you, and I'm curious if anything like this has ever happened to you. I recently got a letter from the Department of Motor Vehicles saying it's time to renew my driver's license. This is a letter that no one looks forward to receiving. In many places, the DMV is famously hard to deal with. Long lines, confusing protocols, et cetera, et cetera. But as I read the letter, I see there is a loophole that if you are a member of AAA, the American Automobile Association, which I happen to be, then you can renew your license at their office. And even better, you can set up an appointment ahead of time. That was exciting. So I made my appointment online, put it in my calendar, got all my documents together, and I showed up on the right day, the right time, and found, to my surprise, a long line of people waiting for what looked to be just two or three clerks. I asked a couple of people online what time their appointments were for, and they said they didn't have appointments. They had just walked in. And so I, being an optimist, I thought maybe there's a separate line for appointments. So I asked around, and one helpful AAA employee told me that, no, the line is the line, is how he put it. And how long do you think that line will take, I asked? Oh, probably just two hours, maybe three, he said.
I had pictured myself buzzing in with my appointment, being done in 15 minutes, maybe 30, even an hour would have been okay, but two hours or three, that I could not swing. So the next time you hear about a guy being arrested for driving with an expired license, that will be me. What happened at AAA surprised me, especially because after I'd made my appointment, I received a couple emails confirming it and asking me to let them know if I'd be late. So I really thought I had an appointment the way the word is commonly used, but I realize now that their definition and mine were not the same. Either that or I had simply run into a situation where a seemingly simple thing is made complicated or slow or frustrating.
Has this sort of thing ever happened to you? Of course it has. It happens all the time, and it comes in many flavors. For instance, when it takes 30 seconds to sign up for some subscription service and then forever to cancel it. Or when you fill out some massive government form online, but that one data field won't accept your answer, and when you try to hit submit, the whole thing freezes. Or when your insurance company sends you a menu of health care plans and you literally cannot understand the difference between the options or how much they will actually cost.