The Wing Ding Chronicles: Buffalo, Beards & Bizarre Dolls

**Scott Rizzuto** (0:00)
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Oh, it's Tuesday. Oh, yeah. I feel like everybody's feeling it's Tuesday. Yeah. Guys, come on, we need to look alive.

**Lern** (1:14)
Listen, we're not all hosting The Wing Ding tonight, okay?

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:16)
I'm not hosting it, I'm a judge.

**Lern** (1:18)
Listen, we're not judging The Wing Ding tonight.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:21)
I'm a judge in just one category. Buffalo.

**Lern** (1:25)
Salt.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:26)
Buffalo. Judge in the buffalo category. One of many.

**Lern** (1:31)
Are you and like Renny Nott gonna be buffalo cowboys together, or like?

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:35)
I will tell you. Who's judging tonight?

**Lern** (1:38)
Okay. How exciting for you to just be knowing what you're eating for dinner at 6, 10 in the morning.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:43)
I know, my mom's coming, my son's coming.
My wife's coming. All right, here we go, Traditional Buffalo. Courtney Landrum.

**Lern** (1:54)
Love her.

**Scott Rizzuto** (1:56)
Afton. AD, Renny Nott, Chris Ronji, Scott Rizzuto.

**Devin** (2:04)
Wow.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:04)
That's right. In the Buffalo category, traditional Buffalo.

**Lern** (2:09)
All Cowboys.

**Devin** (2:10)
That's going to be fun, man. That's a good group.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:12)
Then you got the dry rub category, which should have been you.

**Lern** (2:16)
I don't know.

**Devin** (2:17)
How do we get invited?

**Rafe** (2:18)
Yeah, we don't get invited. I don't know.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:19)
Courtney set it up for me.

**Rafe** (2:22)
It's all good. Who's the dry rub?
Kevin Costner, Wayne Newton, the Blue Angels, every Blue Angel. That's right.

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:34)
Waylon Jennings, back from the day Waylon Jennings, Reva McIntyre, David Lee Roth, your real dad, and Ella Langley.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:48)
Wait, my real dad?

**Scott Rizzuto** (2:50)
No, it's all about Buffalo, guys.
It's about the Buffalo category. If you're thinking about coming down, get there early. Schaffetz Arena, The Wing Ding.

**Lern** (2:59)
Now, will you fast the entire day so you can really go hard?

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:02)
That's not a good strategy.

**Lern** (3:04)
Because your stomach's too high.

**Devin** (3:06)
Yeah.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:07)
You need to have your stomach going before you plan to eat a lot.

**Rafe** (3:12)
I mean, I don't think, you didn't do a three-day fast.

**Devin** (3:15)
It's just going to be like, don't eat a giant meal.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:17)
No, I talked to, what's his name?

**Devin** (3:18)
Joey Chestnut.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:19)
Joey Chestnut before.

**Lern** (3:20)
Oh, okay. Oh, what's his nuts?

**Devin** (3:23)
Literally, Joey Chestnut.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:24)
Oh, what's his nuts there? I don't know. No, I'm not going to gorge myself.

**Rafe** (3:29)
Why not?

**Lern** (3:29)
For once. That's good.

**Devin** (3:31)
I'm impressed.

**Rafe** (3:33)
I think you should suck all the meat off the bone, dude. Get them for all they're worth.
Make Wing Ding regret it.

**Devin** (3:39)
Get my money's worth?

**Rafe** (3:40)
That's right.

**Lern** (3:41)
Take them to the club. That's what it's for.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:42)
I think there's seven or eight restaurants that are going to be down there with their, what does that sound?

**Devin** (3:46)
I don't know, man. That's the sound.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:48)
We got some feedback going on.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:50)
Oh, that's just us.

**Rafe** (3:51)
That's the Manchurian candidate. I have to, sorry, I have to kill the governor now.

**Scott Rizzuto** (3:56)
Just kidding. We need to look live. We got some guests coming in today. Chad Gray from Mudvayne will be here, which I'm super excited about.

**Lern** (4:02)
I was listening to old school Mudvayne on the way in.

**Scott Rizzuto** (4:06)
It's a very rare thing that a rock star comes in this early.